1 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:23,732 X- Films 2 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:34,535 One, two. One, two, three, four! 3 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:43,877 I've been out of the woods for six days and nights now. 4 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:49,842 And I'm a little hard-wired but I'm feeling all right now. 5 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:55,764 I got some money in my pocket and I won't need a ride, yeah. 6 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:02,729 Got a big-jetted car and a baby by my side, yeah. 7 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:06,441 Well, I'm a little hard-wired but I'm feeling okay. 8 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,486 And I got a little lost out a long the way. 9 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:12,739 But I'm just around the corner to the light of day. 10 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:15,325 Yeah 11 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:19,788 I'm just around the corner to the light of day, yeah 12 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:25,794 I'm drivin' 500 miles got 500 to go, yeah 13 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:32,301 I've got rock 'n' roll music on my radio. 14 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:35,345 Look, Debbie! 15 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,473 - My God, hi! - How are you? 16 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:41,143 - We watch your show all the time. - Good to see you. 17 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:45,355 Thank you. Thank you. All right. You have a good day. 18 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,816 Bye! 19 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,781 They say the only luck is the luck you make. 20 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:57,993 In the winterof'88, I was the luckiest man alive. 21 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:02,164 I had it all-fame, fortune and my own parking space... 22 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,499 at Harrisburg's trendiest bistro. 23 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:07,544 I would have done anything to keep it all. 24 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,671 And, unfortunately, I did. 25 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,594 - Jack, how are ya? - Good morning, Mr. Richards. 26 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,596 - Did you get a haircut? - Yes. 27 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:20,849 Looks good. Don't get too good-looking. I'll be out of a job. 28 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:23,018 How about this winter weather? 29 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,896 Farmer's Almanac sure didn't get it right this year. 30 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:29,024 "Caterpillar in June, cold winter soon," they said. 31 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:33,320 Amateurs, Jack. Hillbilly folklore, that's all it is. 32 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,656 You should write your own almanac, Mr. Richards. 33 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:38,200 Something people could believe in. 34 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,661 Maybe one day I will, Jack. Maybe one day I will. 35 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,163 - Enjoy your breakfast. - Good morning. 36 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:45,165 - Wendy, how are you? - Just fine. 37 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:49,503 - Yeah. How's the cold? - It's just allergies, I think. 38 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,547 Really? Not allergic to me, are you? 39 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:55,843 No. I don't think so. 40 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:58,929 - You're so bad. - Guilty as charged. 41 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,557 I'll be right back with your cantaloupe and egg whites. 42 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,518 - Okay. You pick me a ripe one. - Excuse me, Mr. Richards. 43 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,854 - Sorry, but can I get a picture? - Well, sure. 44 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:09,064 It's my son's birthday, and he saw you walk in. 45 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,775 - What's your name, skipper? - Sam. 46 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,069 Sam. Well, you're a big fella, Samarino. 47 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:16,071 How old are you today? Twenty-seven? 48 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,073 I'm five. 49 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:21,368 Five? Well, how's the wife? 50 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:24,162 All right. Happy birthday. 51 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:27,165 - Thanks for coming by. All right. - Thank you. 52 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,710 - You gotta love it. - Wow. 53 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:33,046 You're Russ Richards, aren't you? 54 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:35,382 Last time I checked. Well, hello! 55 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,634 Hi. Here. 56 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:41,889 Let me guess. It's a resume of some sort, 57 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:44,099 and you're looking for a job in broadcasting. 58 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:46,643 Yeah, just read it. Asshole. 59 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,773 You are Mr. Lucky today. 60 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:55,277 I found you the ripest melon in Harrisburg. 61 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:59,072 - Christmas don't be late. - Fuck! 62 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,825 Live from Harrisburg and News Center Six. 63 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:07,122 Covering Harrisburg, York, Lancaster and Lebanon, 64 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:10,167 it's Newsat Five with Dan Shuff, Heidi Zimmer... 65 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,295 and Russ Richards with the weather. 66 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:22,638 This is Newsat Five. 67 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:27,267 Good evening. A teacher is behind bars tonight... 68 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:31,021 for allegedly locking an unruly student in a broom closet. 69 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,190 That story coming up. 70 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,776 But first, let's check in with the weather center... 71 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:39,613 to see if these beautiful temperatures will continue. 72 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:42,074 - Russ? - Yes, it's the middle of December, 73 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:45,160 and we still have more 60-degree weather heading our way. 74 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:48,038 Now don't panic, folks. You're not in the twilight zone. 75 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,752 Now, on the downside, if the weather gets any nicer, 76 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:56,213 my Aunt Mildred could move back from Fort Lauderdale. 77 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:58,340 Just kidding. A wonderful woman. 78 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:01,343 Anyhoo, I'll be back with a complete forecast a little later. 79 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:03,345 Take it, Dan. 80 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:06,473 Thanks, Russ. We'll check in with you later. 81 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,560 And now the fourth. 82 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,855 Eleven. 83 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,440 And the fifth number, please. 84 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,442 - Hi, Russ. - Thirty. 85 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,444 Hey, Dottie. How are you? 86 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,446 - Still struggling with the diet. - Yeah? 87 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,532 Don't get too thin. It's not good for you. 88 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,576 Eight. 89 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:29,913 And there you have it. 90 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:34,543 Tonight's Pennsylvania Lottery number: 19, 47, 91 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:38,797 3, 11, 30, 8. 92 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:41,341 If you have it, come and get it. 93 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:44,887 - If not, better luck next time. - Back to you, Dan. 94 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:48,515 - We gonna talk about this? - Nothing to talk about, Cochise. 95 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:51,935 I told you no more loans. Penn Fed's down the street. 96 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,938 This is not- 97 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:59,359 Not a loan. An advance. Stop acting like it's coming out of your pocket. 98 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:02,237 If you didn't piss your money away, you wouldn't need an advance. 99 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:06,074 Now, what is it this week- racquetball courts? Peewee golf? 100 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,619 Snowmobiles. You know it. I told you that. 101 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,413 Jesus Christ. It's exhausting with you. 102 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:14,458 Snowmobiles. How's business? 103 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:17,211 When this heat wave ends, I'm golden. 104 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:20,255 You're the weatherman. End it. 105 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,924 - Where the hell is he? - Crystal! 106 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,885 How many times do I have to tell those guys about the cables? 107 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:28,138 I almost broke my fucking neck on live television! 108 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,432 Yeah. 109 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,809 Sorry. I didn't realize you were in the middle of a meeting. 110 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,938 No, it's okay. It's okay. Calm down. 111 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:37,940 - Calm down. - You know- 112 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:40,651 - Come with me. - I have to leave, of course. 113 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,945 I talked to them about this thing. It's never gonna happen again. 114 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:46,448 All right? Just relax. It's not gonna happen again. 115 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:49,493 - Hi, boss. - Hello. How you doing, Bobby? 116 00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:51,495 I can't do the Olive Garden tonight. 117 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:53,622 My wife invited a few people over. 118 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,875 - I've gotta eat at home. - That's just great, Dick. 119 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,877 No, you know what? I am tired ofthis bullshit. 120 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:02,464 Hey, hey, hey. Easy. Come on. 121 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:04,800 Remember, we got that affiliates thing coming up. 122 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,844 Six days in Hawaii. 123 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,930 Eating like pigs. 124 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,932 Christ, you got some body on you. 125 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,685 Tell me something I don't know. 126 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:21,900 Do we have anything else? I think we're through here. 127 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:25,112 Unless you want to torture me about the fucking weather chopper. 128 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,906 Like that was a bad idea. Weather chopper? 129 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:31,827 Come on, I'm a weatherman. You know what the truth is? 130 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,912 I feel bad for you, Dick. I do. 131 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:36,790 One day you're gonna wake up, and you're gonna realize... 132 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:40,127 you had a diamond in your hand, and you let it slip away. 133 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,588 To where, Atlantic City? 134 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,465 - That's what this is about. - To be a big gameshow host. 135 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:48,177 That's right. I hear everything. 136 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:51,263 I'm like a satellite in outer space. Did you get your audition? 137 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:55,642 - My agent is all over it. - Right. 138 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,607 Mace Kornberg, please. 139 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,651 Yes, this is Russ Richards. 140 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,947 You know, this is getting a little ridiculous. 141 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:11,366 I've already left, like, five messages. 142 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:17,164 All right, your boss, Mace Kornberg, saw me on TV, okay? 143 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:20,292 He lovedme, okay? He wants to represent me. 144 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:23,378 We-We sat at my personal booth at Denny's... 145 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:26,173 for over an hour, and I told him all about myself. 146 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:30,177 And now for some reason, he's not returning my phone calls. 147 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:35,974 Well, what part of that was too long? 148 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:41,480 Just tell him Russ Richards called, okay? Thank you. 149 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:48,153 What's happening? Still not there? 150 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:50,656 Nah, but, the whole agency is out for the week. 151 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:53,617 - A retreat or something. - What's a retreat? 152 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:57,663 I'm not sure, but I think it's a religious thing. 153 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:00,207 - Hey, I got great news for you. - Yeah? 154 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:04,002 Yeah. Remember my brother's car, the one that was in a wreck? 155 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:07,256 For the sake of expediency, I am going to say yes. 156 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,258 Well, he's finally ready to sell it. 157 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:12,553 It's all pounded out, repainted, and ready to go. 158 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:16,181 Beautiful lime-green finish. Looks just like a popsicle. 159 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:19,059 Now, Larry, is there some reason that I should know this? 160 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:24,565 Just if you decide the Jag is too much of an extravagance. 161 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:26,567 I'm not selling the Jag. 162 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:29,236 I'd sell my body parts to South America before that. 163 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,238 Okay. You're the boss. 164 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:34,241 Yeah, I am the boss. Here's another news flash for you. 165 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,451 I'm not losing the house either. 166 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,121 You know what you laymen fail to realize? 167 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:42,708 It's not about the snow mobiles. Come on. 168 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,751 It's about the weather, okay? 169 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,421 One cold front, a little moist air, and bam! 170 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:51,800 I'm Rockefeller. I'm on Broadway. I'm doing the cha-cha-cha. 171 00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:53,886 Yeah! 172 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:56,013 God! 173 00:09:56,096 --> 00:10:01,351 Whip me forever! 174 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:18,785 Boy, That is always such a treat. 175 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:22,581 With Dick, it's like having sex with a sloth. 176 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,751 Don't put that image in my head. 177 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,296 Here. Try this just one time. 178 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,298 - No. - Yeah, it'll help you relax. 179 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:35,969 I don't even want a contact high. It makes me nauseous. 180 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:39,264 You shouldn't even be smoking it. You're the lotto girl. 181 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,642 You practically work for the state. Put it out. 182 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,685 Okay, I'm putting it out. 183 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:46,688 - I have a question to ask you. - Yeah? 184 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:50,067 If you had an agent, and you tried to get him for two weeks, 185 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,278 eight times, and he didn't return your call, what would you think? 186 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,492 I can't relate. I've never had a guy not call me back. 187 00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:02,829 I just don't get it. 188 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:05,832 When I met-I met this guy, he was-he was gushing. 189 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,836 He wanted to do this for me, he wanted to do that. 190 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:12,172 I've had my ass kissed, but this was really special. 191 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:17,594 So he is officially your agent? It's not like you had one meeting. 192 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,638 It's splitting hairs here, you know. 193 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,974 I mean, it was clear he wanted to sign me. 194 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,976 You know what he said to me? 195 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,812 He said that I delivered the weather forecast with a Shakespearean flair. 196 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,648 Was he drunk? 197 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:33,151 No, he wasn't drunk. What's wrong with you? 198 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:36,071 Look. If the guy's not returning your calls, then fire his ass. 199 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,657 Just hire someone else. What's the biggie? 200 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,659 Do you know who Mace Kornberg is? 201 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:44,037 Do you have any idea of the pedigree of this man? 202 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,039 Here's a little primer for you. 203 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:50,043 He only handled Gene Rayburn at the height of the Match Game. 204 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:52,462 Wow. All right, so he is kind of a big shot. 205 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,882 Yeah, congratulations. You just won the Cutlass. 206 00:11:54,965 --> 00:12:00,012 I wouldn't be caught dead driving a Cutlass. I'll trade it in. 207 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,848 Well, how about door number two? 208 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,850 Old reliable. 209 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,019 Wait. 210 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:27,039 You're in a very small, select group of guys. 211 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,041 What is it that makes you successful... 212 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:32,044 and all the others knocking on the doors not so successful? 213 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:34,296 Well, I'm not so sure. You know, as I travel around the country, 214 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,382 I see on television guys that would make good game show hosts. 215 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,551 But I don't tell them. 216 00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:44,806 No. The analogy is a game show host is the icing on the cake, 217 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,059 but the format is the cake. 218 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,603 - Yeah, format is the cake. - To me, Dick Clark, 219 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:53,982 for all the things he does, is an outstanding game show host. 220 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:58,278 Hestays out of the way. He lets the format work. 221 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:07,079 And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's your host, Russ Richards! 222 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:14,962 So, Russ, it sounds like we can keep those scarves and mittens... 223 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,130 in mothballs a while longer then. 224 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,132 That's what it sounds like, Dan. 225 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,760 And the sleds and snow mobiles can stay in the garage. 226 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:25,848 That is correct, Heidi. I think we all get the point. 227 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,809 Thanks, Russ. We'll checkin with you later. 228 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,820 Hello. You have one message. 229 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:47,119 Yes. This message is for Rob Richards. 230 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,622 This is Sandy from the Gabler-Kornberg Agency. 231 00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:54,042 I'm sorry no one got back to you, but we were away on a retreat. 232 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:57,087 - Apology accepted, Sandy. - I wanted to let you know... 233 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,506 that Mr. Kornberg is dead. 234 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,425 He passed away around eight months ago. 235 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,344 I'm sure had he not, he would've returned your call. 236 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,346 - Jeez! - He went quickly. 237 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,348 - Yeah. Yep. - Bye-bye. 238 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:11,268 That was your last message. 239 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,062 Yep, that was my last message. 240 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,959 Russ, let me get this straight. You don't drink. 241 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:40,339 You don't do coke. You're not a pussy hound. 242 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,966 Well, what the fuck did you blow your money on? 243 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,177 It just-It just went, okay? 244 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:48,138 Does it matter? What was that? 245 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:50,140 That's Carla, the Human Cannon. 246 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:53,519 - She's good. - She's Dutch. 247 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:57,064 - Russ, we go way back. - Right. 248 00:14:57,147 --> 00:15:01,735 And I like you. I do. I'm a fan. But 25 grand. 249 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,446 I don't think I can lay my hands on that kind of money. 250 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,448 Especially now. 251 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:10,285 I'm going through a very messy divorce. 252 00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,287 - I'm sure you understand. - Sure. 253 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,665 I do now. 254 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:18,502 Okay. Take care, Gig. Thanks a lot. Take care. 255 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:22,339 Hypothetically speaking, it's not like you're without options. 256 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,341 What do you mean? 257 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,927 Well, you do have options. 258 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:30,681 What are they? Come. Speak up. Hello? 259 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,225 Take your glasses off. 260 00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:37,271 Well, what is that? 261 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:41,191 Russ, I assume you have insurance on your dealership. 262 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,610 Yeah, so? 263 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:46,405 Don't you think now would be the appropriate time to, you know, 264 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,533 make a few claims on, you know, some of those premiums? 265 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,161 God. Jeez! 266 00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:55,205 Are you talking about arson? 267 00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:57,875 The last thing you want to get involved with, mate, is arson. 268 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,460 Well, that's right. Yes, of course not. 269 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:03,839 The way to beat an insurance company these days is with a phony robbery. 270 00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:05,966 God. 271 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:13,473 You are veering in that direction. That makes me very uncomfortable. 272 00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:17,144 First of-Look. If I weren't, okay, the president of the Rotary, 273 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,354 the vice president of the Sunshiny Day Club... 274 00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,565 and I'm a Big Brother, Gig. 275 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,276 Russ, it's your money. 276 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:29,990 The insurance company is earning interest off it. 277 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:35,495 The whole "man of the people," nice guy thing, 278 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:39,583 it's quaint, but don't you think it's time to put a cap on it? 279 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:45,297 Well, how would it work? 280 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,674 You know, like, you know, hypothetically speaking. 281 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:50,594 How would, you know, how would it go down? 282 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,764 - Well, it's nothing. - No? 283 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,850 If I were to put it in medical terms... 284 00:16:56,934 --> 00:17:00,020 where you would equate brain surgery with a bank robbery, 285 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,147 this would be like a visit to the podiatrist. 286 00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:05,067 And it just so happens... 287 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:08,278 I have an acquaintance named Dale who is a specialist in this area. 288 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,656 It's a very simple procedure, Russ. 289 00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:15,619 The whole thing would take... 40 minutes. 290 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,788 Forty? Wow. 291 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,790 Forty minutes, tops. 292 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:25,170 Dale arrives at your dealership on aprear ranged night with his crew. 293 00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:29,591 It's so easy to blow up your problems. 294 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:32,511 Finds his way inside. 295 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:37,182 Leaves the telltale signs of a break-in... 296 00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:39,393 and gains entrance. 297 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:44,356 Then it's just a simple matter of getting the sleds out the back. 298 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:49,736 I mean, the actual extraction process is the easiest bit. 299 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:53,156 And, that's that. 300 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:58,078 All that's left is between You and your insurance company. 301 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,711 End of story. Easy as pie. 302 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:10,549 I, of course, would command the standard 20% consultation fee. 303 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:13,719 - I figured that. - You know, it's up to you, Russ. 304 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:16,096 I mean, only if you're ready for something like this. 305 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:20,058 That visit to the podiatrist. 306 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,271 Well, it's like removing a bunion or something. 307 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,398 An ingrown toenail, at the very most. 308 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:30,569 Funny. Okay. Okay. Well, make the call then. 309 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,322 Good choice. 310 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:37,367 I was in the right place, but it must've been the wrong time 311 00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:42,664 I was saying the right things but I must've used the wrong line 312 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:46,418 - I was on the right trip. - All right. 313 00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,420 Let's do this cock sucker. 314 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:52,299 All right. Let's do it. 315 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:57,513 I've been runnin ' tryin' to get hung up in my mind. 316 00:18:57,596 --> 00:19:00,933 This is so cool. You can just come in here anytime you want. 317 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:04,186 Yeah, I got the keys, don't I? 318 00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:07,397 All right. This one's for Charlie Hustle, okay? 319 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:10,400 The pricks wanna keep him out of Cooperstown? 320 00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:13,862 I wasin the wrong place, but it must've been the right time. 321 00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:15,948 - Home run. - I was in the right place. 322 00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:19,785 It' shappening right this second. Send a squad car now! 323 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:25,249 I was in the right world, but it seemed like a wrong, wrong. 324 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,126 Come on. Move it! 325 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,797 Let me just ask you one question, Your Honor. Where's my bat? 326 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,092 Don't worry about your bat, asshole. 327 00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:45,352 - Yeah? - I'm gonna break your fuckin' face. 328 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,688 - What? - You better have a bag of money... 329 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:51,149 the fuckin' second they set bail, or I'm telling them who hired me. 330 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:54,111 I also want an extra ten grand for my pain and suffering. 331 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,780 - Are we clear, weatherman? - No, we're not clear. 332 00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:58,824 We're the furthest thing from clear. 333 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,868 I don't even know who you are. 334 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,870 Look. A second ago I was asleep. 335 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:05,789 And two seconds ago, I was in a blueberry field with my mother, 336 00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:07,791 and we were getting along really well. 337 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,294 Save that for your psychiatrist. I want my ten grand. 338 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,296 Stop it! Stop saying that! 339 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,298 - I don't have ten grand. - No? 340 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,508 You'd better sell something or kill someone. I don't care! 341 00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:18,510 You just get me my fucking money! 342 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,512 What- 343 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,872 Okay, Russ. It's gonna be a better day. 344 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,751 - RussRichards! Hi! - How are you? 345 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,794 Merry Christmas. 346 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,881 Okay. 347 00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:02,596 - Scoop-a-doop, Russ, love. - What are you doing here? 348 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,598 - Problem. - What? 349 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,767 Dale the Thug's getting a bit pissy about his ten grand. 350 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,810 Dale the Thug? Dale the Thug? 351 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:11,688 That's his nickname? When did that happen? 352 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:14,691 That's childhood issues. Trust me, you don't wanna know. 353 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:18,237 He was fine for a day or two, but now he's had time to stew, see? 354 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,365 Good morning. What can I get you? 355 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,701 - Can I have coffee? With milk. - Okay. 356 00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:27,037 - Do you have those apple pastries? - Wendy. 357 00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:29,581 - The pastries with cinnamon swirls. - Wendy, he's not staying. 358 00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:32,376 - He's leaving, okay? - Okay. 359 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,503 Okay. All right. Thanks for asking. 360 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,882 I cannot be seen with you. I am a public figure. 361 00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:42,427 Russ, you don't return my calls. I'm doing you the favor. 362 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:46,223 If there's a Dale the Thug issue, time tends to be of the essence. 363 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:50,853 I'm tapped out. The money I got for the Jag barely covered his bail. 364 00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:53,522 I am not having this conversation here with you. 365 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,524 Th-There's an omelette named after me, for God's sake! 366 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,818 - What's in it? - You leave that alone! Just go! 367 00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:00,237 - Really? Really. - I'll follow you. Yes! 368 00:22:02,281 --> 00:22:04,241 Well, I'll- 369 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:06,493 Russ, I'll just be outside then? 370 00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:09,746 - God! - Right? 371 00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:12,833 - Let's go. - On top of everything else, 372 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:15,127 they've impounded his baseball bat as evidence. 373 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,921 He bought it at an auction. Pete Rose hit with it or some shit. 374 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:20,257 He shouldn't have used it then. Christ, even a plumber knows... 375 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,426 to take his ring off before he snakes the drain. 376 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:25,596 - You screwed up, he got pinched. - I did not screw up! 377 00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:28,140 I can't control the sexual appetite of my employee. 378 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:31,101 I mean, either way, you're gonna have to pay for it. 379 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:37,691 Why don't you just do this? Take-Just get it over with. 380 00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:40,235 Why don't you just set up an appointment at his convenience... 381 00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:43,447 to come break my legs or kick me in the nuts or whatever? 382 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,657 You know what? I very much doubt it'll be the latter. 383 00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:47,993 That's practically how he treats his friends. 384 00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,455 You know, Russ, I've been thinking about your situation, 385 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,498 and it occurs to me that sometimes in life... 386 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:57,503 the greatest opportunities are sitting right under your nose. 387 00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:01,423 Only thing under my nose is this mat with presidents up to Carter. 388 00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:03,842 - Am I missing something? - The lottery. 389 00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:06,261 That is so stupid! 390 00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:09,640 You think my playing the lottery is going to solve all my problems? 391 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:13,477 Not playing the lottery, winning the lottery. 392 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,563 You got that lotto ball machine down at the station, right? 393 00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:19,733 A little razzle-dazzle, you're set for life. 394 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:24,112 Gig, I just came off a botched phony robbery. 395 00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:27,282 Let me bask in that a while before I start thinking about tampering... 396 00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:29,743 with the fucking state lottery! 397 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,828 I'm not talking out of my ass here. 398 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:34,164 - I do have experience with this. - Really. 399 00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:36,208 Yeah. About ten years ago, 400 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:38,794 before I washed up on these golden shores, 401 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:42,756 - I rigged a bingo game at church. - Church? 402 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,093 Weighed down a few ping-pong balls, Bob's your uncle! 403 00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:48,345 I walked away with a fucking lawn mower. 404 00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:51,265 - A lawn mower. Wow. - This is not Warand Peace, 405 00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:53,684 merely the concept of gravity. 406 00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:56,311 No, no, the concept of gravity... 407 00:23:56,395 --> 00:23:59,356 is when you fall down and you break your head open. 408 00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:01,525 Well, your glass is obviously half empty. 409 00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:04,653 No, Gig, my glass is totally empty. 410 00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,321 - Watch it! - Hate you! 411 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:08,198 - Calm down! - Bastard! 412 00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:11,326 Calm down. You're acting like a child. 413 00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:13,662 - Stop! Calm down, please. - You promised! 414 00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:16,498 - What do you want me to do? - What's going on? 415 00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:18,500 Everything's fine. Thank you. 416 00:24:18,584 --> 00:24:20,919 She wanted to go. What do you want me to say? "I'm sorry. " 417 00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:23,422 I'm banging the lotto ball girl, and I promised her first. " 418 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:26,842 I don't believe I bought sandals in December for no reason! 419 00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:30,512 I'll take you next time. In June, I have a conference in Seattle. 420 00:24:30,596 --> 00:24:32,723 Take your wife to fucking Seattle, all right? 421 00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:35,142 I wanted to go to Maui, you asshole! 422 00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:37,811 I'm an asshole. Am I the same asshole... 423 00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:40,230 that takes you out to dinner and buys you fancy European underwear? 424 00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:42,399 Try to get that from the weatherman, 425 00:24:42,441 --> 00:24:44,610 who I notice you've been awfully chatty with these days. 426 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:46,612 Blow me. 427 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:49,907 - Is everything okay? - Yes, everything's fine! 428 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:53,619 I'm dreamin' of a white 429 00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:57,623 Christmas. 430 00:24:58,749 --> 00:25:01,585 Just like the ones 431 00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:03,587 I used to know. 432 00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:10,177 Where the treetops glisten. 433 00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:14,640 And children listen. 434 00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:20,646 To hear sleigh bells in the snow 435 00:25:23,232 --> 00:25:26,151 I'm. 436 00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:29,446 Dreamin'of a white 437 00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:31,698 I have to ask you something. 438 00:25:31,782 --> 00:25:35,410 - What? - God. God. 439 00:25:35,494 --> 00:25:37,621 I don't know how to ask you this. 440 00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:40,791 - Just ask. - I wouldn't blame you for saying no. 441 00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:44,169 As a matter of fact, I already expect you to say no. 442 00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:46,630 But I need your help on something. 443 00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:51,093 We'r egonna be millionaires! I can't believe this! 444 00:25:51,176 --> 00:25:54,513 I have to admit, I thought it would be a slightly harder sell. 445 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,521 All right, most important thing... 446 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,899 is getting alone with that machine... 447 00:26:05,983 --> 00:26:08,360 five minutes before and five minutes after the broadcast. 448 00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:11,238 - That's key. - That's as key as it gets. 449 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:14,700 Five minutes before, five after. Did you hear that, Crystal? 450 00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:17,202 I'm two inches away. How could I not hear it? 451 00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:20,289 Start taking notes, 'cause when Gig and I start hashing it out, 452 00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:23,709 there's gonna be gold flying around, and I don't want to miss any of it. 453 00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:26,837 - The first piece of gold is this. - Yeah. 454 00:26:26,879 --> 00:26:29,173 I think someone should call in a bomb scare. 455 00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:33,677 Then the building gets evacuated, and I'm alone with the lotto balls. 456 00:26:33,719 --> 00:26:36,013 Okay? Are you writing this down? 457 00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:39,349 - When we decide, I'll write it. - It's good, right? 458 00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:43,187 Russ, forgive me. Just a second. 459 00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:47,024 You call in a bomb scare, they evacuate the building, 460 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:49,193 and shut down the broadcast. 461 00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:51,361 Right, then the firemen will come... 462 00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:55,490 and then the policemen will come, so kind of a lame idea, you know? 463 00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:59,286 All right. Jeez. It's just an idea. 464 00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:01,288 It's a work in progress, for God's sake. 465 00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:05,584 Even a painter's got to take the brushes and clean 'em. 466 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:09,588 - Whatever that means. - Any better ideas, Smarty-pants? 467 00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:13,717 Why can't I distract Bobby somehow, the security guy? 468 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,761 And then you switch the balls. 469 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:19,139 - No, lame. That's lame. What? - No, that's brilliant. 470 00:27:19,223 --> 00:27:21,517 - Yeah? - It's so simple, it's brilliant. 471 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,728 In its simplicity, Russ. Simplicity. That's- 472 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,772 - And movin' on. - Okay, movin' on. 473 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:29,024 Movin' on, I guess. 474 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:32,361 Next most important thing, right? 475 00:27:34,238 --> 00:27:36,823 We need to find your beard? 476 00:27:36,907 --> 00:27:38,909 What the hell's a "beard"? 477 00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:42,204 You need someone to buy the ticket and claim the winnings. 478 00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:46,750 But it has to be someone that you absolutely trust. 479 00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:50,921 - One beard. Check. - Time out, folks! 480 00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:53,257 There's not a person I would trust to do this thing. 481 00:27:53,298 --> 00:27:55,425 Not a single person. 482 00:27:55,509 --> 00:27:59,763 God! God. Okay. All right. 483 00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:02,307 I buy the ticket in disguise. 484 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:05,394 Okay? And this eliminates all the outsiders. 485 00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:07,396 That's the answer. That's it. Okay? 486 00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:09,439 Yeah, yeah. Now we're cooking with gas? 487 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,026 I mean, how would you disguise yourself? 488 00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:15,445 What, as Charlie Chaplin? As The Tramp or something? 489 00:28:15,529 --> 00:28:18,240 Yeah, or no, like, from The Wizard of Oz. 490 00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:20,868 - The straw guy. - The straw man. 491 00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:23,287 Yeah, he could put hay in his clothes and wear a hat. 492 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:26,290 - With a pom-pom on it? - No one will know it's him. 493 00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:28,750 - It's clever. - Nobody would everknow! 494 00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:31,920 - No! Russ. - It's Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz. 495 00:28:32,004 --> 00:28:34,673 - Okay. - It's Dorothy, the Cowardly Lion, 496 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:37,968 it's the Tin Man, it's the dog, it's the flying monkeys... 497 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:39,970 and it's the Scarecrow. 498 00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:42,472 If you're gonna make fun of me, get your facts straight. 499 00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:46,476 Well, my apologies, sir. I am not the cartoon aficionado that you are. 500 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,520 - It's not a cartoon, Crystal. - So what? 501 00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:50,522 - It's a movie. - Who gives a shit? 502 00:28:50,564 --> 00:28:52,191 Children-Excuse me. 503 00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:54,526 - It's a movie! For God's sake. - Calm down. Calm down. 504 00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:56,945 - Calm-Calm down. - Sorry. 505 00:28:57,029 --> 00:29:00,949 - Please? - All right. Back to square one. 506 00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:03,160 Let's go. 507 00:29:07,456 --> 00:29:09,875 Hey, I know. My cousin Walter could do it. 508 00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:13,879 - Who? - From Ohio. 509 00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:17,466 He would be the perfect beard. He's this totally straight guy. 510 00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:20,302 He doesn't even drink, and besides, he has a crush on me. 511 00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:23,555 The minute You walked in the joint 512 00:29:23,639 --> 00:29:27,017 I could see you were a man of distinction. 513 00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:30,103 A real big spender. 514 00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:33,690 - Good-lookin ', so refined. - Walter. 515 00:29:33,774 --> 00:29:36,818 Say wouldn't you like to know what's goin'on in my mind 516 00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:39,029 - I got you balloons. We should go. - Thank you. 517 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:41,031 So let meget right to the point 518 00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:43,033 I got you a room at a lovely country inn. 519 00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:45,577 I don't pop my cork for every guy I see. 520 00:29:46,662 --> 00:29:48,747 Hey, big spender. 521 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:55,212 Spend a little time with me. 522 00:29:55,254 --> 00:29:58,924 - It's so green and lush. - Look at this room! 523 00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:01,009 This is so great. 524 00:30:01,093 --> 00:30:05,389 - Look at this TV, a closet. - God, look at the painting. 525 00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:09,017 And this clock with a little light. It's so-It's so modern-day. 526 00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:11,770 - Shower curtain. - Walter, look at this. 527 00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:14,857 All-you-can-eat buffet. Right up the block! 528 00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:16,984 And towels all prepared for you. 529 00:30:17,067 --> 00:30:20,946 - How comfy. What do you think? - Yeah, what do you think? 530 00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:24,032 - Mold spores. - What? 531 00:30:24,116 --> 00:30:27,578 This room has a high content of mold spores. 532 00:30:27,661 --> 00:30:29,997 - My throat's closin' up. - Jeez. 533 00:30:37,296 --> 00:30:40,591 Are you all right, Walter? 534 00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:43,427 Tsk. 535 00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:51,935 Jeez. 536 00:30:52,019 --> 00:30:55,063 - All clear. - Thank God for modern medicine. 537 00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:57,107 - Yeah. - Hey, Walter, test the bed. 538 00:30:57,191 --> 00:31:00,360 It's a combination of the heat and moisture. That's what does it. 539 00:31:00,444 --> 00:31:05,449 Yeah. Is it always this sticky in Harrisburg in the winter? 540 00:31:05,532 --> 00:31:07,910 Well, you know, it's- it's a fluke, of course, 541 00:31:07,993 --> 00:31:10,120 but it's not entirely uncommon, no. 542 00:31:10,162 --> 00:31:12,623 W- Why's that? 543 00:31:12,664 --> 00:31:16,627 Well, okay, well, historically, weather has been unpredictable. 544 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:20,088 - Yeah, well, w-why's that? - Why? 545 00:31:20,172 --> 00:31:22,591 Well-Well, okay, you got... 546 00:31:22,674 --> 00:31:24,927 Your -you got your cold fronts and you got... 547 00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:28,514 your warm fronts, and then you're talkin' barometric pressure. 548 00:31:28,597 --> 00:31:32,226 - Well, without my gauges, I-I- - I love hotels. 549 00:31:32,309 --> 00:31:34,645 Walter? Walter? Hey! Walter. 550 00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:37,231 - Yeah? - Are you clear on what we're doin'? 551 00:31:37,314 --> 00:31:40,025 How long will it be be-before I get my money? 552 00:31:40,108 --> 00:31:42,236 - Well- - Yeah, no. 553 00:31:42,319 --> 00:31:44,238 It's real simple, honey. 554 00:31:44,321 --> 00:31:48,033 When we get our first payment, you take your 20,000 right away. 555 00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,494 - That's yours. - Right. Tax-free. 556 00:31:50,536 --> 00:31:52,996 We want you to be happy. 557 00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:55,040 Well, I could- I could really use the money, 558 00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:57,876 'cause m-m-my church needs a new furnace. 559 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,964 - Well, that is so refreshing. - Yeah. 560 00:32:02,047 --> 00:32:05,092 And I'm gonna use the rest to open an adult bookstore. 561 00:32:05,175 --> 00:32:08,512 Okay. Well, that's good. That's good too. Yeah. 562 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:11,306 Do you masturbate, Russ? 563 00:32:11,390 --> 00:32:16,228 Jeez. I've been so busy lately, I barely polish my shoes. 564 00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:18,313 - 'Cause I masturbate all the time. - Yeah? 565 00:32:18,397 --> 00:32:20,357 Yeah. Some people think it's a sin, 566 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:24,319 but God gave us the ability to masturbate to protect us from sin. 567 00:32:24,403 --> 00:32:27,823 Okay. Yeah. I could-I could see that. 568 00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:31,451 - Sure. Why not? - I like sex. 569 00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:33,912 There's a lot of sex in the Bible. 570 00:32:33,996 --> 00:32:36,665 - I'm sure there's a Bible here. - Yeah. 571 00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:38,667 - Yeah, sure. - S-So, we- 572 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:41,420 - We're a team, right? - Yeah, yeah, a team! 573 00:32:41,503 --> 00:32:43,422 - Yeah? - Team. 574 00:32:45,591 --> 00:32:47,718 Yeah? Yeah? 575 00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:53,515 - I've got one. Let me pick. - No, no, no, no, no! 576 00:32:53,599 --> 00:32:55,559 - Please, let me finish. Okay, 16. - I wanna pick one. 577 00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:58,645 Sixteen, okay? That's how old I was when I first got laid. 578 00:32:58,729 --> 00:33:01,064 - Really? - Yeah. Okay. 579 00:33:01,148 --> 00:33:03,692 Twenty-five. Okay, twenty-five. My mother's birthday. 580 00:33:03,775 --> 00:33:06,612 - January 25, 1912. All right. - No, no. This- 581 00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:08,947 No, the 25th was my anniversary, 582 00:33:09,031 --> 00:33:10,949 and I got divorced, and I got screwed in that. 583 00:33:11,033 --> 00:33:13,118 I didn't get a good settlement. Seventy. 584 00:33:13,202 --> 00:33:16,914 I had a '70 Camaro and got in that accident and got a huge settlement. 585 00:33:16,955 --> 00:33:19,958 - Yeah. Famous whiplash. Okay. - Remember? That's right. 586 00:33:20,042 --> 00:33:23,462 I got some randomly selected numbers, okay? 587 00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:25,464 These are, like, completely random. 588 00:33:25,547 --> 00:33:28,592 - Okay? - Flick it. Make sure air gets- 589 00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:31,929 Twenty-two, seventy. 590 00:33:34,014 --> 00:33:37,601 Puncture. Then you inject a little paint into the ball. 591 00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:41,939 - You know, weigh 'em down. - Sixteen. 592 00:33:43,649 --> 00:33:46,318 Then we put a little glue over the hole. 593 00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:49,071 - Nine. - Lsn't this fun? 594 00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:52,157 - Twenty-seven. - It's like summer camp. 595 00:33:52,241 --> 00:33:54,576 It's like art sand crafts. 596 00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:57,996 - Seven. - The six we don't inject. 597 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,582 - Those are gonna rise to the top. - It's my birthday. 598 00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:02,626 Get it? Okay. Those are the winning numbers. 599 00:34:04,086 --> 00:34:06,755 This is the concept of gravity. 600 00:34:06,839 --> 00:34:09,132 Sweet, simple concept of gravity. 601 00:34:09,216 --> 00:34:11,134 - Here we go. Go. - Ready? 602 00:34:11,218 --> 00:34:13,971 Yeah! My God! 603 00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:16,098 - That's brilliant. Brilliant! - All right. Go. 604 00:34:16,181 --> 00:34:18,350 And she wasn't gonna sit around and wait. 605 00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:20,936 This guy was wise to allof the lies. 606 00:34:21,019 --> 00:34:23,188 And he flies out the door. 607 00:34:23,272 --> 00:34:25,274 Easy money. 608 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:56,513 Will these warm temperatures continue? This is Russ Richards. 609 00:34:56,597 --> 00:34:59,600 Catch me tonight in the Weather Center and find out. 610 00:34:59,683 --> 00:35:02,603 Right here on Channel 6, WTPA. 611 00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:34,551 Okay. Ready. 612 00:35:34,635 --> 00:35:37,221 Hold on a second. You hear that? 613 00:35:37,304 --> 00:35:39,681 I have been watching your show- 614 00:35:48,899 --> 00:35:52,194 - But enough about me. 615 00:35:55,489 --> 00:35:58,825 I don't know why. But I'm fine. I just don't know- 616 00:35:58,909 --> 00:36:00,994 - Make way. Give her space. - Bobby! Bobby! 617 00:36:01,078 --> 00:36:03,956 - Thank God. Yeah. - Crystal, you all right? 618 00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:07,209 - I don't know what happened. - Come on. Give her space. 619 00:36:17,427 --> 00:36:20,097 - And I just had the car checked. - That's crazy. 620 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:22,099 - Yeah. - Lucky you didn't hit your head. 621 00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:24,893 - Well, who knows? Maybe I did. - Maybe you should see a lawyer. 622 00:36:24,977 --> 00:36:27,646 - Yeah, that's a good idea. - I know a lawyer. 623 00:36:27,729 --> 00:36:29,731 Do you? That's great, Bobby. Thanks. 624 00:36:30,899 --> 00:36:32,901 Let me know if you want his name! 625 00:36:34,862 --> 00:36:38,407 Tonight's jackpot is$6.4million! 626 00:36:38,448 --> 00:36:43,120 Our machine contains 80 balls, and we'lldraw6from the machine. 627 00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:47,875 Drawing tonight will be Channel 6's lottery girl, Crystal Latroy. 628 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:50,711 Now, let's start the machine, please. 629 00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:54,923 Now, Crystal, draw the first number. 630 00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:01,054 Seventy! 631 00:37:02,472 --> 00:37:04,683 And the second. 632 00:37:08,103 --> 00:37:10,105 Twenty-two! 633 00:37:10,189 --> 00:37:12,191 And the third. 634 00:37:16,570 --> 00:37:19,114 Seven! 635 00:37:19,198 --> 00:37:21,200 And now the fourth. 636 00:37:24,870 --> 00:37:27,080 Sixteen! 637 00:37:28,332 --> 00:37:30,959 And the fifth number, please. 638 00:37:33,504 --> 00:37:36,298 Nine! 639 00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:39,927 - The sixth! - Twenty-seven. 640 00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:46,975 Twenty-seven! 641 00:37:47,017 --> 00:37:49,144 And there you have it. 642 00:37:49,228 --> 00:37:51,980 Tonight's Pennsylvania Lottery numbers: 70, 643 00:37:52,022 --> 00:37:54,316 22, 7, 16, 644 00:37:54,399 --> 00:37:56,401 9, 27. 645 00:37:56,485 --> 00:37:58,779 If you have it, come and get it. 646 00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:01,490 - Good girl. - If not, better luck next time. 647 00:38:01,573 --> 00:38:03,659 Back to you, Dan! 648 00:38:03,742 --> 00:38:07,329 That about wraps it up for this edition of New sat Five. 649 00:38:07,412 --> 00:38:10,999 Enjoy the rest of your evening. We'll see you here tomorrow night. 650 00:38:11,041 --> 00:38:14,002 You can see all the Pennsylvania Lottery drawings right here... 651 00:38:14,044 --> 00:38:16,880 on WTPA, Channel 6. 652 00:38:25,639 --> 00:38:28,433 My head! 653 00:38:28,517 --> 00:38:31,144 Crystal! I got you. 654 00:38:31,228 --> 00:38:33,313 - I got you. Come on, come on. - Thanks, Bobby. Good. 655 00:38:33,397 --> 00:38:35,357 - No, let's-Please, this way. - No, this way's better. 656 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,401 - No. This way! - All right. 657 00:38:37,442 --> 00:38:39,778 - I'm not making any sense. - Okay. Nice and easy. 658 00:38:39,862 --> 00:38:42,531 - I-I don't- - Nice-I got you. I got you. 659 00:38:55,085 --> 00:38:57,421 You feelin' better now? 660 00:38:57,504 --> 00:38:59,715 I don't know. Yeah. 661 00:38:59,798 --> 00:39:01,758 Thanks. I really do. 662 00:39:22,529 --> 00:39:24,990 Shit! Shit! 663 00:39:25,073 --> 00:39:27,576 God! Stop it! 664 00:39:27,659 --> 00:39:29,620 Stay in! Come on! 665 00:39:29,661 --> 00:39:31,788 Get in! Damn it. 666 00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:34,875 Stay in, little mothers. Shit. 667 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,878 Okay, okay, okay. 668 00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:41,924 Okay. 669 00:39:41,965 --> 00:39:45,469 - Hey! - Bobby, you scared me. 670 00:39:45,552 --> 00:39:47,930 Are you sure you should be drivin'? 671 00:39:47,971 --> 00:39:49,973 Why don't you let me give you a ride home? 672 00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:52,768 No, I'm fine. I'm fine now. 673 00:39:52,851 --> 00:39:55,103 Yeah. I had a Three Musketeers. 674 00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:57,648 Okay, then. Get some sleep. 675 00:39:57,689 --> 00:40:00,234 - All right. Thanks, sweetie. - You don't want me to drive you? 676 00:40:00,317 --> 00:40:03,111 No! 677 00:40:03,153 --> 00:40:05,447 Thank you, though. You're sweet. 678 00:40:24,550 --> 00:40:26,844 Good afternoon, Lawrence. 679 00:40:26,927 --> 00:40:29,012 Hey, Russ. 680 00:40:29,096 --> 00:40:31,306 - I've been thinking about you. - Big news. 681 00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:34,351 No, I have. First of all, this is for you. 682 00:40:34,434 --> 00:40:37,354 Token of my appreciation for how hard you've been working. 683 00:40:37,437 --> 00:40:41,358 And let me tell you something else. People have been talking about you. 684 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,570 - What people? - Let's get another thing straight. 685 00:40:44,653 --> 00:40:48,740 No one is stealing you away from me, because you are- 686 00:40:48,824 --> 00:40:50,826 - What are you? - Number one. 687 00:40:50,909 --> 00:40:53,912 - That's right. - Wow, it's quite an honor. 688 00:40:53,996 --> 00:40:56,999 - I don't know what to say. - Well, don't say anything. 689 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,960 As our Jewish friends say, "Enjoy. " 690 00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:03,005 Look, Russ, remember I told you about my cousin's step dad? 691 00:41:03,046 --> 00:41:05,841 The one with the roadside fun park in Colorado, 692 00:41:05,883 --> 00:41:07,885 in Leadville? 693 00:41:07,968 --> 00:41:10,971 Well, if you did, my brain immediately purged it. 694 00:41:11,054 --> 00:41:15,017 Well, I gave him a call, and I told him about our situation, 695 00:41:15,058 --> 00:41:18,061 and he said he'd buy our whole inventory in one fell swoop. 696 00:41:18,103 --> 00:41:20,063 Really? Well, how much? 697 00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:23,609 Okay, well, here's where we run into a small asterisk. 698 00:41:23,692 --> 00:41:27,446 - Thirty thousand? - Who is this guy, Jesse James? 699 00:41:27,529 --> 00:41:30,574 I ought to get in a Santa Claus outfit and give 'em away. 700 00:41:30,657 --> 00:41:33,410 I just thought, you know, if the noose starts getting tighter. 701 00:41:33,493 --> 00:41:36,747 "The noose"? Who am I talking to? 702 00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:40,334 Is this Larry, the winner? Is this Larry number one? 703 00:41:40,417 --> 00:41:43,045 Am I talking to the Larry that everybody's talking about? 704 00:41:43,128 --> 00:41:45,881 - Who's talking about me? - Hey. 705 00:41:45,964 --> 00:41:48,300 Hey, hey, good. Good idea. 706 00:42:02,439 --> 00:42:04,942 - Good morning, sweetie. Hi. - Hi. 707 00:42:05,025 --> 00:42:07,819 - So, where is it? - What? 708 00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:11,823 The ticket. I'm dying to see it. 709 00:42:11,907 --> 00:42:14,701 Well, I have it. Don't worry. 710 00:42:14,785 --> 00:42:18,330 I'm not worried. May I see it, please? 711 00:42:18,413 --> 00:42:21,166 Well, actually, 712 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:23,335 I might hold on to it for a while. 713 00:42:23,418 --> 00:42:26,547 - What does that mean? - Well, 714 00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:29,383 first of all, how come I'm only getting $20,000? 715 00:42:29,466 --> 00:42:32,219 I mean, I'm taking all the risk, right? 716 00:42:32,302 --> 00:42:34,847 - Walter? - And, you know... 717 00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:38,517 I'm-I'm the one who's gotta cash it in. 718 00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:40,602 What if they find out this was rigged? 719 00:42:40,686 --> 00:42:43,647 - No. - W-W-What ifth-they- 720 00:42:43,730 --> 00:42:48,193 It's like this is a setup or some kind of, like, an ambush. 721 00:42:48,277 --> 00:42:50,696 - I could get caught. - That's not gonna happen. 722 00:42:50,737 --> 00:42:53,448 No. Sweetie, listen. You're being really silly. 723 00:42:53,532 --> 00:42:56,910 Okay? Now, we made a deal, and you agreed to it. 724 00:42:56,994 --> 00:42:59,121 So let's just move forward as planned, okay? 725 00:42:59,204 --> 00:43:01,748 No. Why-Why can't we split it three ways? 726 00:43:01,832 --> 00:43:04,543 - The weatherman, you, and me. - Who the fuck are you? 727 00:43:04,626 --> 00:43:08,547 - I'm doin' all the work. - You're lucky to get a little bit. 728 00:43:08,630 --> 00:43:10,883 Well, can we-I'm family. 729 00:43:10,924 --> 00:43:13,385 Go get the fucking ticket! 730 00:43:13,468 --> 00:43:15,554 Now, give me the ticket, you jerk-off! 731 00:43:15,637 --> 00:43:17,806 Get off me! You're a whore! 732 00:43:17,890 --> 00:43:20,350 Stop it! 733 00:43:20,434 --> 00:43:23,395 Do not fuck with me, you sick, masturbating retard! 734 00:43:23,437 --> 00:43:25,647 Go ahead and rape me. That's what you want! 735 00:43:25,731 --> 00:43:27,691 Shut up! Where's the ticket? 736 00:43:27,774 --> 00:43:30,235 - I'm not telling you, slut! - I want that ticket now! 737 00:43:30,319 --> 00:43:33,322 - I'm telling your parents! - Stop it! 738 00:43:33,405 --> 00:43:35,866 Are you ready for the song "Bingo Was His Name-O"? 739 00:43:35,949 --> 00:43:38,660 - Yeah! - All right. 740 00:43:38,744 --> 00:43:42,247 There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-o. 741 00:43:42,331 --> 00:43:46,084 B- I-n-g-o, B-i-n-g-o. 742 00:43:46,168 --> 00:43:48,295 Where is it? 743 00:43:48,378 --> 00:43:50,297 My-My-My-My-My puffer. 744 00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:53,800 - Your what? Stop it! What? - Puffer! Puffer! 745 00:43:53,884 --> 00:43:57,346 My puffer! I can't breathe! 746 00:43:57,429 --> 00:44:01,558 - I'll get it. God. - Get it. Thank you. Thank you. 747 00:44:01,642 --> 00:44:04,686 Is this what you want, your puffer? Where's the ticket? 748 00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:06,855 I'm not telling you. 749 00:44:06,939 --> 00:44:08,899 Fine! 750 00:44:12,653 --> 00:44:14,655 F- Fucky-you. 751 00:44:17,533 --> 00:44:20,536 - These days are ours. - Walt, look. Happy Days is on. 752 00:44:20,619 --> 00:44:23,247 - Happy and free. - Those happy days. 753 00:44:23,330 --> 00:44:27,000 - These days are ours. - Share them with me. 754 00:44:27,084 --> 00:44:29,711 Good-bye gray skies, Hello blue. 755 00:44:29,795 --> 00:44:32,631 There's nothing can hold me when I hold you. 756 00:44:32,714 --> 00:44:35,008 Feels so right, it can't be wrong. 757 00:44:35,092 --> 00:44:37,469 Rockin' and rollin' all week long. 758 00:44:37,511 --> 00:44:40,138 The people on the bus go yap-yap-yap. 759 00:44:40,222 --> 00:44:42,683 Yap-yap-yap, Yap-yap-yap. 760 00:44:42,766 --> 00:44:45,060 The people on the bus go yap-yap-yap 761 00:44:45,143 --> 00:44:47,896 Laverne De Fazio and Shirley Feeney! 762 00:44:47,980 --> 00:44:50,524 - Casablanca. - Casablanca. 763 00:44:50,607 --> 00:44:53,151 - Shit! - Okay. 764 00:44:57,030 --> 00:44:59,575 Damn it! 765 00:45:05,330 --> 00:45:07,291 Come on. Where is it? 766 00:45:13,881 --> 00:45:16,258 Goddamn it! 767 00:45:27,936 --> 00:45:30,480 I'm gonna puke. 768 00:45:34,401 --> 00:45:37,863 Yes. Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Yes! 769 00:45:37,905 --> 00:45:40,782 Hey, Walt, met your girlfriend. 770 00:45:40,866 --> 00:45:42,826 Cute. 771 00:45:45,078 --> 00:45:48,749 Yes, I need an ambulance right away. 772 00:45:48,832 --> 00:45:53,378 My cousin had some kind of asthma attack. 773 00:45:53,462 --> 00:45:57,049 He's not moving. Okay. 774 00:45:57,132 --> 00:45:59,801 I can't believe it. I-I'm in shock. 775 00:45:59,885 --> 00:46:01,803 I thought he had one of those inhaler things. 776 00:46:01,887 --> 00:46:04,848 - His puffer? I couldn't find it. - Yeah. 777 00:46:04,932 --> 00:46:08,268 - You couldn't find it? - No, we couldn't find it at first. 778 00:46:08,352 --> 00:46:12,189 And then when we did find it, it was all out of shit-of juice. 779 00:46:12,272 --> 00:46:14,399 - Mist? - Yeah, mist. It was out of mist. 780 00:46:15,609 --> 00:46:18,403 - Know what his last words were? - What? 781 00:46:18,445 --> 00:46:23,367 - "Crystal, my sweet angel. " - Don't, don't. 782 00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:26,912 "Go into my wallet and take the ticket, 783 00:46:26,995 --> 00:46:30,624 'cause you and Russ deserve to have that money. " 784 00:46:30,707 --> 00:46:33,293 God! 785 00:46:33,377 --> 00:46:35,295 Fuck me. No fried clams? 786 00:46:37,256 --> 00:46:39,383 Crystal? I know, baby. 787 00:46:39,466 --> 00:46:42,970 It's insensitive to bring up something at a time like this, 788 00:46:43,053 --> 00:46:46,557 but I think we do have a little problem. 789 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,600 What? 790 00:46:48,642 --> 00:46:50,644 Well, with Walter gone, 791 00:46:50,686 --> 00:46:53,105 we have no one to cash in the ticket. 792 00:46:53,188 --> 00:46:56,108 - God rest his soul and everything. - I wouldn't worry about that. 793 00:46:56,191 --> 00:46:58,735 - Why? - I've got plenty of relatives. 794 00:46:58,819 --> 00:47:01,446 In fact, I'll probably see a lot of them at Walter's funeral. 795 00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:04,408 No. You know, I wouldn't bring them into this. 796 00:47:04,491 --> 00:47:07,870 - I mean, they've suffered enough. - There's Russ Richards! 797 00:47:07,953 --> 00:47:10,622 He's more handsome in person! 798 00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:15,460 It's times like this you wonder. 799 00:47:15,502 --> 00:47:17,629 You wonder if there's a higher being out there. 800 00:47:17,671 --> 00:47:21,633 - Maybe it was just Walter's time- - All right! Key lime pie. 801 00:47:42,946 --> 00:47:45,532 - Hello, Jerry, mate. How are you? - Gig. 802 00:47:50,412 --> 00:47:54,333 - Wanna hear a cute story? - I would love to hear a cute story. 803 00:47:55,959 --> 00:47:58,170 You know I got a grandson, six years old. 804 00:47:58,212 --> 00:48:00,506 - That's a great age. - Yeah. 805 00:48:00,547 --> 00:48:02,508 He says to me the other day, he says, 806 00:48:02,549 --> 00:48:05,886 "Pop-Pop, when I grow up, 807 00:48:05,969 --> 00:48:09,181 I wanna be a bookie and run a numbers racket just like you. " 808 00:48:11,433 --> 00:48:13,101 I know. I melted. 809 00:48:14,394 --> 00:48:17,731 And then he asks me, he says, "Pop-Pop", 810 00:48:17,814 --> 00:48:20,108 when people play the numbers, 811 00:48:20,192 --> 00:48:23,529 "what number do they try to win?" 812 00:48:23,612 --> 00:48:25,531 So I explain to him. 813 00:48:25,614 --> 00:48:28,367 I say, "Sweetie, every week we bookies", 814 00:48:28,450 --> 00:48:32,829 we get the number from someplace customers know we can't control. " 815 00:48:32,913 --> 00:48:36,875 - And he says, "Like Sesame Street?" - Lovely that, isn't it? 816 00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:39,503 It's amazing what these kids come up with, isn't it? 817 00:48:39,586 --> 00:48:42,256 It's amazing. And I say, "No, no, no, no, not Sesame Street. " 818 00:48:42,339 --> 00:48:44,508 We get the number from the lottery drawing on television, 819 00:48:44,591 --> 00:48:46,718 the last three digits of the real lotto, 820 00:48:46,802 --> 00:48:52,266 because everyone knows no one can rig the state lottery, 821 00:48:52,349 --> 00:48:56,353 "which means no one can rig a bookie's number. " 822 00:48:57,479 --> 00:48:59,982 - That's right. - And he looks at me. 823 00:49:00,065 --> 00:49:04,069 You know, big long look with these big brown eyes, and he says, 824 00:49:04,111 --> 00:49:07,364 "And I bet no one can win either!" 825 00:49:07,447 --> 00:49:10,868 He's a genius. Kid's a genius. 826 00:49:10,951 --> 00:49:12,911 After all, h-how often do I have to pay out? 827 00:49:12,995 --> 00:49:15,080 - Once, twice, three times a year. - If. 828 00:49:15,122 --> 00:49:17,541 If. So, moving right along. 829 00:49:17,624 --> 00:49:22,171 Next day, guess what. I had 12 people hit the same number. 830 00:49:22,254 --> 00:49:25,924 - No shit! - Yeah. 831 00:49:25,966 --> 00:49:31,305 Which even a six-year-old kid knows, statistically, it's impossible. 832 00:49:31,346 --> 00:49:35,350 Out of the realm of possibility. Can't happen. 833 00:49:35,434 --> 00:49:40,147 - I don't know what to tell you. - Here's the funny thing, though. 834 00:49:40,189 --> 00:49:42,482 When I looked at the people who picked, 835 00:49:42,566 --> 00:49:44,484 a pattern started to emerge. 836 00:49:44,568 --> 00:49:48,322 - Really? - Yeah. Your ex-wife. 837 00:49:52,993 --> 00:49:56,830 Your ex-wife. Your ex-wife's mother. 838 00:49:56,872 --> 00:49:59,791 Her mother's sister. Your dentist. 839 00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:01,835 Your cousin Vic. 840 00:50:01,919 --> 00:50:04,838 A few other stray crinkly leaves from the family tree. 841 00:50:04,922 --> 00:50:07,466 They all played variations on the same number. 842 00:50:09,051 --> 00:50:12,012 You know, Jerry. 843 00:50:12,054 --> 00:50:14,097 If it wasn't for the fact that we are dear friends- 844 00:50:14,181 --> 00:50:16,099 - We are dear friends, right? - Dear friends. 845 00:50:16,183 --> 00:50:20,270 I would suspect that you are accusing me of something. 846 00:50:21,939 --> 00:50:23,857 Of what? 847 00:50:23,941 --> 00:50:27,528 I mean, Jesus Christ himself can't rig the state lottery. 848 00:50:30,072 --> 00:50:32,824 Thank you. 849 00:50:32,908 --> 00:50:34,868 Unless- 850 00:50:34,952 --> 00:50:39,122 Unless Jesus had a buddy down at the TV station. 851 00:50:43,252 --> 00:50:47,047 Nah. A real stumper? 852 00:50:47,089 --> 00:50:50,175 - Yeah, a fuckin' head scratcher. - A fuckin' head scratcher. 853 00:50:50,217 --> 00:50:52,469 Fuckin' head scratcher, mate. 854 00:50:52,553 --> 00:50:55,389 You know, I got some pals down at the D.A.'s office. 855 00:50:55,472 --> 00:50:57,599 Always looking for a good head scratcher. 856 00:51:00,894 --> 00:51:02,980 Now, Jerry, you never told me you had a grandson. 857 00:51:04,064 --> 00:51:05,732 I don't. 858 00:51:26,795 --> 00:51:29,715 Hello, Dale, love. How are you? 859 00:51:29,798 --> 00:51:32,342 - What you gonna do tonight, Kippy? - Gonna watch Sports Center. 860 00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:34,386 You're gonna watch Sports Center, 861 00:51:34,469 --> 00:51:38,140 and you're gonna see if Winchell is still out with the knee thing. 862 00:51:38,223 --> 00:51:40,225 And if he's still out with the knee thing, 863 00:51:40,267 --> 00:51:42,269 we gotta change the spread on Detroit, right? 864 00:51:42,352 --> 00:51:44,354 - Right. - So what are you gonna do? 865 00:51:44,438 --> 00:51:46,899 - I'm gonna watch Sports Center. - Go home. Watch it. Go. Tonight. 866 00:51:46,982 --> 00:51:50,402 Good night. 867 00:51:50,444 --> 00:51:54,781 - Beautiful. Lovely. Flat tire. - The shark has such teeth. 868 00:51:54,823 --> 00:52:00,162 - Kippy? Kippy! - It shows them pearly whites. 869 00:52:00,245 --> 00:52:04,333 - This is just lovely. - Just a jackknife. 870 00:52:04,416 --> 00:52:07,961 - Has old MacHeath, babe. - Just lovely. 871 00:52:08,045 --> 00:52:12,090 And he keeps it out of sight. 872 00:52:13,342 --> 00:52:15,886 You know when thats hark bite. 873 00:52:15,969 --> 00:52:18,847 With his teeth babe 874 00:52:18,931 --> 00:52:23,393 Scarlet billows start to spread. 875 00:52:24,853 --> 00:52:30,526 Fancy gloves, though wears old MacHeath, babe. 876 00:52:30,609 --> 00:52:34,613 So there's never never a trace of red. 877 00:52:36,365 --> 00:52:39,117 No won the side walk, 878 00:52:39,159 --> 00:52:41,245 Sunday morning, 879 00:52:42,329 --> 00:52:44,706 Liesa body. 880 00:52:44,790 --> 00:52:47,668 Just oozin' life, eek. 881 00:52:47,709 --> 00:52:50,712 And someone's sneakin' 882 00:52:50,796 --> 00:52:53,757 'Round the corner. 883 00:52:53,841 --> 00:52:58,387 Could that someone be Mack the Knife. 884 00:53:20,367 --> 00:53:23,078 Nine! 885 00:53:23,161 --> 00:53:25,163 And the sixth. 886 00:53:28,166 --> 00:53:31,295 - Twenty-seven! - Twenty-seven. 887 00:53:32,546 --> 00:53:35,257 What the hell is she up to? 888 00:53:36,925 --> 00:53:40,262 You're not smart enough to pull a thing like this off. 889 00:53:43,473 --> 00:53:45,684 Balls are just laying there. 890 00:54:01,992 --> 00:54:03,911 Hey. 891 00:54:03,994 --> 00:54:06,246 - How are you? - Hey! 892 00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:09,333 Hey, you're that, you're the, 893 00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:11,418 - Weatherman. - Shit! 894 00:54:11,502 --> 00:54:14,213 - Hey, I watch you every night! - Yeah? Thank you. 895 00:54:14,254 --> 00:54:16,590 - Let me give you a hand with that. - No, it's okay. 896 00:54:16,673 --> 00:54:19,176 - I insist! - I can carry my own groceries. 897 00:54:19,259 --> 00:54:22,679 Wow, man! It must be great having a job like yours, no? 898 00:54:22,763 --> 00:54:25,015 Well, it, it pays the bills. 899 00:54:25,098 --> 00:54:27,976 Nah, you guys just read a bunch of crap from cards, right? 900 00:54:28,060 --> 00:54:31,730 Cold in the east, a storm right. It looks like rain. 901 00:54:31,772 --> 00:54:34,525 It's more complicated than that. 902 00:54:34,608 --> 00:54:37,319 Let me ask you-I'm trying to plan my birthday in a couple of months. 903 00:54:37,402 --> 00:54:39,738 Can you tell me if it's going to be a nice day? 904 00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:42,032 Right, hey, nice meeting you. 905 00:54:42,115 --> 00:54:44,076 Always great to know a fan. Your name was? 906 00:54:44,159 --> 00:54:45,869 - Dale. - Dale. 907 00:54:45,953 --> 00:54:48,163 - Yeah. - The thug? 908 00:54:49,623 --> 00:54:53,961 So, Russ, I just want to apologize about the last time we spoke. 909 00:54:54,044 --> 00:54:57,631 I wasn't really feeling good. I was feeling sort of vulnerable. 910 00:54:57,714 --> 00:55:00,634 I had fear issues come up, being arrested and all. 911 00:55:00,717 --> 00:55:03,470 - Yeah. - Plus, I was drinking, 912 00:55:03,554 --> 00:55:06,306 which I'm really not supposed to do, you know, on the medication. 913 00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:08,308 - I see. - Can I have some of these? 914 00:55:08,392 --> 00:55:11,311 - Yeah, go ahead. - You know, it wasn't a good moment. 915 00:55:11,395 --> 00:55:13,814 I just wanted to make an amends. 916 00:55:13,897 --> 00:55:16,316 Hey, listen, don't you worry. 917 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,986 The truth is, I should be apologizing to you. 918 00:55:19,069 --> 00:55:23,156 I was gonna call about the $10,000, but the station got so busy. 919 00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:25,826 Don't worry about the ten grand, Russell. 920 00:55:25,909 --> 00:55:29,496 - It's water under the bridge. - Really? Wow! 921 00:55:29,580 --> 00:55:32,332 I didn't know that. All right then. 922 00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:34,334 Okay, let's celebrate. 923 00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:38,046 Yeah, because the new number I have in mind is about half a mil. 924 00:55:43,552 --> 00:55:45,679 Come here, Russ. 925 00:55:45,762 --> 00:55:48,056 - I rather not. - Russ, come sit down. 926 00:55:48,140 --> 00:55:51,518 - No, no. - Russ, sit the fuck down! 927 00:55:51,602 --> 00:55:54,438 Okay. 928 00:55:54,521 --> 00:55:57,941 Unfortunately, Russell, we have a new wrinkle in the situation. 929 00:55:58,025 --> 00:55:59,943 Really? What's the wrinkle? 930 00:56:00,027 --> 00:56:02,946 Basically I had to play pinata with Jerry the bookie's skull. 931 00:56:03,030 --> 00:56:05,449 - That ups the invoice a little. - Is he okay? 932 00:56:05,532 --> 00:56:08,118 - No, he's dead. - God. 933 00:56:08,202 --> 00:56:10,454 You know, okay. 934 00:56:10,537 --> 00:56:12,998 I'm really uncomfortable with this kind of conversation. 935 00:56:13,081 --> 00:56:15,000 You know, not to mention, 936 00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:18,295 I broke my 1986 World Series commemorative bat. 937 00:56:18,378 --> 00:56:21,256 - Yeah? - It was a gift from my mother. 938 00:56:21,340 --> 00:56:24,760 She's gettin' a little old, and she's not feeling good these days. 939 00:56:24,843 --> 00:56:27,638 - Hasn't left the house in 6 weeks. - Okay, just give me- 940 00:56:27,721 --> 00:56:30,474 You killed Jerry the bookie with a bat? 941 00:56:30,557 --> 00:56:35,812 It's not like a half mil is gonna hurt you with that lottery ticket. 942 00:56:39,316 --> 00:56:41,985 Get me the money, Russ. 943 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,864 Great, Gig. We gotta talk about this. 944 00:56:45,948 --> 00:56:48,659 I'll fuckin' ball-bat you, you creep cocksucker. 945 00:56:48,742 --> 00:56:50,827 Okay, okay. 946 00:56:50,911 --> 00:56:53,121 Okay. 947 00:56:56,166 --> 00:56:58,293 - Mint Listerine? - Yeah. 948 00:56:58,335 --> 00:57:01,630 - When did they come out with this? - I don't know. 949 00:57:01,672 --> 00:57:03,757 - Is it good? - Yeah, it's good. 950 00:57:14,726 --> 00:57:18,856 Look, just give this Dale guy a little extra money. 951 00:57:18,939 --> 00:57:22,317 - It's better than losing it all. - Better than being dead too. 952 00:57:22,359 --> 00:57:25,696 Crystal, he hits people with commemorative bats! 953 00:57:25,779 --> 00:57:28,282 He's not gonna hit you with a bat. He's your friend. 954 00:57:28,365 --> 00:57:30,701 - What? - Wanna see the jacket I got? 955 00:57:30,784 --> 00:57:34,663 He's not my friend. I just met this guy. How can he be my f- 956 00:57:34,746 --> 00:57:36,915 - Look-$900. 957 00:57:36,999 --> 00:57:40,460 Made in Italy. I'm not screwing around anymore. 958 00:57:40,544 --> 00:57:43,338 If it wasn't on a boat, I don't want it. 959 00:57:43,380 --> 00:57:46,550 Stop buying things from Italy. You are not a millionaire. 960 00:57:46,633 --> 00:57:48,635 We-We are not millionaires. 961 00:57:48,719 --> 00:57:52,264 The first thing we gotta do is find a reliable, non-asthmatic person... 962 00:57:52,347 --> 00:57:55,934 to cash in this ticket A.S.A.P., or we're dead. 963 00:57:56,018 --> 00:57:57,936 Funny you should mention that. 964 00:57:58,020 --> 00:58:00,939 - I think I have another candidate. - Yeah? Who? 965 00:58:01,023 --> 00:58:04,234 This guy that I was seeing when I was waitressing at the racetrack. 966 00:58:04,318 --> 00:58:07,237 I think he still works there too. A real sweet guy. 967 00:58:07,321 --> 00:58:10,282 Bought me a really expensive parrot, too, from Brazil or something. 968 00:58:10,365 --> 00:58:12,326 My cat bit its head off. 969 00:58:12,409 --> 00:58:15,287 You hated that fucking bird, didn't you, sweetie? 970 00:58:15,370 --> 00:58:17,289 The racetrack. 971 00:58:17,372 --> 00:58:20,292 Well, actually, he's an unofficial employee. 972 00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:23,712 He injects horses with some shit that makes them run faster. 973 00:58:23,754 --> 00:58:27,299 Forget it. Crosshim of fthe list. Forget him. Who else? 974 00:58:28,634 --> 00:58:31,637 There is Scatter, the guy who installed my carpet. 975 00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,473 - I went to high school with him. - The man's name is Scatter? 976 00:58:34,556 --> 00:58:36,808 Yeah, well, he's a total coke freak, 977 00:58:36,892 --> 00:58:39,811 which could work in our favor because he usually needs money. 978 00:58:39,895 --> 00:58:43,732 No, junkies are problematic. Let's keep thinkin'. 979 00:58:47,569 --> 00:58:50,239 - Wanna have sex? - Yeah. 980 00:59:08,006 --> 00:59:11,927 You know, I- I was just feeling good that day. 981 00:59:13,136 --> 00:59:15,556 Yeah. I, 982 00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:18,767 I don't know what to say. I'm at a loss, boy. 983 00:59:18,851 --> 00:59:21,270 I'm at a total loss. 984 00:59:21,353 --> 00:59:24,606 I mean, here you are, supposedly injured, all right? 985 00:59:24,690 --> 00:59:29,444 You're collecting your lieutenant's salary and full disability. 986 00:59:29,486 --> 00:59:32,114 I didn't even want to do this. Matt had to talk me into it. 987 00:59:32,197 --> 00:59:34,116 You know how stupid I felt? 988 00:59:34,199 --> 00:59:37,286 The lower back, it's an enigma. 989 00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:40,622 Pat, I'm gonna be straight with you. 990 00:59:40,706 --> 00:59:44,042 Obviously I have alternatives to pursue, but I'm not gonna... 991 00:59:44,126 --> 00:59:47,504 because-'cause I don't want this getting out. 992 00:59:47,588 --> 00:59:51,049 All right? It makes everybody look bad. 993 00:59:51,133 --> 00:59:55,012 But from now on, you are back on full patrol. 994 00:59:55,095 --> 00:59:57,264 Here. Get started with this. 995 00:59:59,349 --> 01:00:01,727 - A missing person's case? - Yeah, a bookie. 996 01:00:01,810 --> 01:00:04,897 Jerry Green. No one's seen him for about a week. 997 01:00:04,980 --> 01:00:07,316 Jeez. 998 01:00:07,399 --> 01:00:10,360 - What happened to him? - I don't know, Pat. 999 01:00:10,444 --> 01:00:13,155 That's what you're supposed to find out. 1000 01:00:14,364 --> 01:00:16,450 Right. All right. 1001 01:00:16,533 --> 01:00:19,411 We talked earlier about the fact there's a shortage of wading pools. 1002 01:00:19,494 --> 01:00:22,623 Dick? Judy said you wanted to see me. 1003 01:00:22,706 --> 01:00:25,334 Hey, sport. Have a seat. Be right with you. 1004 01:00:25,417 --> 01:00:27,920 Is that Chuck Rhodes? 1005 01:00:28,003 --> 01:00:29,630 This guy kills me. 1006 01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:33,842 - I found Crystal too. - Hiya, kid. Judy, close the door. 1007 01:00:33,926 --> 01:00:35,844 - Okay. - Thanks. 1008 01:00:35,928 --> 01:00:39,389 What's going on? 1009 01:00:43,519 --> 01:00:46,438 - So, Russ, how's the finances? - What? 1010 01:00:46,522 --> 01:00:48,440 - What? - The finances. 1011 01:00:48,524 --> 01:00:50,817 - W-Great. - Good. 1012 01:00:50,901 --> 01:00:55,572 - You seemed in a bind last time. - Well, that was then. 1013 01:00:55,656 --> 01:00:58,575 Terrific. And how are you, honey? We haven't talked in a while. 1014 01:00:58,659 --> 01:01:01,703 - Did you know May left me? - Jeez, I'm so sorry about that. 1015 01:01:01,787 --> 01:01:04,248 - Life's tough. - And how. 1016 01:01:04,331 --> 01:01:07,376 - But you seem to be doing well. - I'm great. 1017 01:01:07,459 --> 01:01:10,546 Why wouldn't you be great, with a friend like Russ here? 1018 01:01:12,631 --> 01:01:15,342 - Yeah. Look at that? - Jeez. 1019 01:01:15,384 --> 01:01:17,678 Boy. 1020 01:01:17,719 --> 01:01:20,514 How 'bout that? 1021 01:01:20,556 --> 01:01:23,100 Don't say a word, not one. 1022 01:01:23,183 --> 01:01:27,437 'Cause if I hear one comment like, "What are you talking about?"... 1023 01:01:27,521 --> 01:01:29,898 - I'm gonna call the cops. - What? 1024 01:01:29,982 --> 01:01:34,278 Wh-What do you mean? Lt slipped out. We're listening. Go ahead. 1025 01:01:34,361 --> 01:01:36,280 I chewed on it for three days, 1026 01:01:36,363 --> 01:01:39,825 and I'm convinced I have evidence to fuck you both up big time. 1027 01:01:39,908 --> 01:01:42,786 Bull. You don't have any evidence. What is that? 1028 01:01:42,870 --> 01:01:44,663 - Stop it. Shut up. You shut up. - You shut up. 1029 01:01:44,746 --> 01:01:46,957 Shut up! No. That's bullshit. 1030 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,459 Dick, you have the floor. You have the floor. 1031 01:01:49,543 --> 01:01:52,004 - Go ahead. - Short and sweet. 1032 01:01:52,087 --> 01:01:54,006 I want half the money, 1033 01:01:54,089 --> 01:01:59,219 or I'll have you arrested, and I might even do it on air, live. 1034 01:01:59,303 --> 01:02:02,347 - Imagine the ratings. - I'd like to see you try, asshole. 1035 01:02:02,431 --> 01:02:05,184 - You're gonna see me. - I'll kill you, I swear to God! 1036 01:02:05,267 --> 01:02:07,853 - I'm gonna kill you! - You treacherous little bitch! 1037 01:02:07,936 --> 01:02:10,397 You got one week to get your shit together. 1038 01:02:10,439 --> 01:02:13,775 You listening? I want the money. 1039 01:02:13,859 --> 01:02:17,362 Okay. Okay. Okay, let's do a little math. 1040 01:02:17,446 --> 01:02:20,741 You want 20 percent, Dale wants half a million, 1041 01:02:20,824 --> 01:02:22,784 and Dick wants half of everything. 1042 01:02:22,826 --> 01:02:27,289 I don't have a calculator, but it seems I'm in debt again! 1043 01:02:27,331 --> 01:02:30,792 Dale's money comes out of your share. He's your friend. 1044 01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:33,879 - Not my friend. He's his friend. - I hardly know the man. 1045 01:02:33,962 --> 01:02:36,423 Who cares? It's all fuckin' moot now. 1046 01:02:36,465 --> 01:02:40,385 The only thing that'smoot to me is the Dick Simmons issue. 1047 01:02:40,469 --> 01:02:43,096 You get a toothache, you pull the tooth. 1048 01:02:43,138 --> 01:02:45,307 What does that mean? 1049 01:02:45,390 --> 01:02:48,018 - Let's kill the son of a bitch. - God! 1050 01:02:48,101 --> 01:02:50,020 - Yes! - No! 1051 01:02:50,103 --> 01:02:52,773 One call to Dale, we're back on track. 1052 01:02:52,814 --> 01:02:54,942 Absolutely! Let's do it. 1053 01:02:54,983 --> 01:02:57,194 What is wrong with you? 1054 01:02:57,277 --> 01:02:59,321 He threatened us. Just remember that. 1055 01:02:59,404 --> 01:03:02,616 - It is extortion. - Does that mean he's gotta be dead? 1056 01:03:02,699 --> 01:03:05,202 - We're not giving him our money. - What money? 1057 01:03:05,285 --> 01:03:08,205 That worthless scrap of shit? Yeah, okay. 1058 01:03:08,288 --> 01:03:12,334 Maybe it's time for your friend, the drug-addicted carpet installer. 1059 01:03:12,417 --> 01:03:15,879 - Scatter. - Scatter! Yeah! He could help. 1060 01:03:15,963 --> 01:03:19,466 This is killing me. I have slept five hours this whole week. 1061 01:03:19,550 --> 01:03:22,594 - God, here we go. - I have dandruff with big flakes. 1062 01:03:22,678 --> 01:03:24,596 I've gained two pounds! 1063 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,766 Listen to my voice. I'm losing my instrument. 1064 01:03:27,850 --> 01:03:29,643 Shouting isn't helping. 1065 01:03:29,685 --> 01:03:31,395 - Hey, Gig? - Yeah? 1066 01:03:31,478 --> 01:03:33,814 There's a couple of cops in the club asking for you. 1067 01:03:33,856 --> 01:03:35,941 - I'll be right in. - Great! 1068 01:03:36,024 --> 01:03:39,862 Cops in the club. I've always wanted to give an inmate fame. 1069 01:03:39,945 --> 01:03:43,073 They kill the celebrities first, and then they fuck 'em in the butt. 1070 01:03:43,156 --> 01:03:46,702 Will you just relax, please? There are cops always in this club. 1071 01:03:46,785 --> 01:03:49,454 They're probably just arranging an engagement party or something. 1072 01:03:49,538 --> 01:03:53,125 - Just hold on a tick. - Yeah. 1073 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:55,544 Toe to toe. 1074 01:03:55,627 --> 01:04:00,132 Dancing very close. 1075 01:04:00,215 --> 01:04:03,343 - Body breathing. - Good evening, Officers. 1076 01:04:03,385 --> 01:04:06,847 - What can I do for you? - Are you the owner? 1077 01:04:06,889 --> 01:04:09,474 Yes, I am. Gig. 1078 01:04:09,558 --> 01:04:13,896 Gig, do you know a guy by the name of Jerry Green? 1079 01:04:13,979 --> 01:04:16,982 He apparently is known to come in here. 1080 01:04:17,065 --> 01:04:20,360 Yeah, Jerry the bookie. Comes in here all the time. 1081 01:04:20,402 --> 01:04:23,363 Has he been in here lately, because, I mean, 1082 01:04:23,405 --> 01:04:25,616 nobody's seen this guy around for a while. 1083 01:04:28,410 --> 01:04:30,454 About a week ago, I think. 1084 01:04:37,002 --> 01:04:40,339 Back to back. 1085 01:04:40,422 --> 01:04:43,383 Sacroiliac. 1086 01:04:45,177 --> 01:04:48,472 Spineless movement. 1087 01:04:48,555 --> 01:04:51,517 - And a wild attack. - You wanna get back to this? 1088 01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:55,771 - Maybe ask another question or two? - Yeah, yeah. 1089 01:04:55,854 --> 01:04:58,941 Where... do you find girls like that? 1090 01:04:59,024 --> 01:05:01,235 I mean, who'd do that kind of stuff? 1091 01:05:01,276 --> 01:05:03,570 Well, you know, it's remarkably easy. 1092 01:05:03,612 --> 01:05:05,489 You'd be surprised. 1093 01:05:05,572 --> 01:05:10,410 These two, I believe, we imported from upstate New York. 1094 01:05:10,452 --> 01:05:15,040 I was gonna say, they seem like... Albany girls. 1095 01:05:18,210 --> 01:05:21,672 So, anyway, we just wanted to drop by... 1096 01:05:21,755 --> 01:05:25,217 and find out if you've seen this guy. 1097 01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:27,302 Well, I'll let you know. 1098 01:05:27,344 --> 01:05:30,889 Although, with Jerry, he could be shacked up anywhere. 1099 01:05:30,973 --> 01:05:33,100 He's a bookie, for Christ's sake. 1100 01:05:35,561 --> 01:05:40,148 It was nothing. Nothing. The word "lotto" never even came up. 1101 01:05:40,232 --> 01:05:42,818 - See, Mr. Crazy Man? - Thank God! 1102 01:05:42,901 --> 01:05:46,822 - They were checking on Jerry. - They asked about Jerry? 1103 01:05:46,905 --> 01:05:49,867 - Yeah, yeah. It was just routine. - Not routine. 1104 01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:52,411 It's called a murder investigation. 1105 01:05:52,494 --> 01:05:55,289 No, trust me. Dale took care of everything. 1106 01:05:55,330 --> 01:05:57,791 They'll find a cure for cancer before they find Jerry. 1107 01:05:57,833 --> 01:06:01,461 Live from Harrisburgand News Center Six. 1108 01:06:01,503 --> 01:06:05,132 Covering Harrisburg, New York, Lancaster and Lebanon, 1109 01:06:05,174 --> 01:06:08,468 it's News at Five with Dan Shuff, Heidi Zimmer... 1110 01:06:08,510 --> 01:06:10,470 and Russ Richards with the weather. 1111 01:06:10,512 --> 01:06:14,933 This is News at Five. 1112 01:06:15,017 --> 01:06:17,686 Our top story tonight: 1113 01:06:17,769 --> 01:06:22,983 The body of a local bookmaker was found floating in the river today. 1114 01:06:23,025 --> 01:06:27,321 Police say it was foul play and are following leads. 1115 01:06:27,362 --> 01:06:29,323 More on that story in a moment. 1116 01:06:29,364 --> 01:06:31,450 First, let's check in with the weather center... 1117 01:06:31,533 --> 01:06:34,828 to see if we can expect more of these spring-like temperatures. 1118 01:06:34,870 --> 01:06:38,999 Russ? 1119 01:06:40,459 --> 01:06:42,544 Yeah? 1120 01:06:42,628 --> 01:06:45,964 - How about these temperatures? - What? 1121 01:06:46,048 --> 01:06:49,843 The uncommonly warm weather- will it continue? 1122 01:06:52,596 --> 01:06:55,349 - Russ? - Russ? 1123 01:06:57,184 --> 01:07:00,229 Wh-what was that question? 1124 01:07:00,312 --> 01:07:01,939 Thanks, Russ. 1125 01:07:02,022 --> 01:07:07,110 Well, it seems like we can keep those thermal socks in the closet... 1126 01:07:07,194 --> 01:07:09,112 for the time being then. 1127 01:07:09,196 --> 01:07:11,156 That's right, Dan. 1128 01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,742 Police are calling it... 1129 01:07:13,825 --> 01:07:18,330 the crudest attempt to dispose of a body in recent memory. 1130 01:07:18,413 --> 01:07:20,624 Jerry Green of Lingles town... 1131 01:07:20,707 --> 01:07:22,751 was apparently bludgeoned to death... 1132 01:07:22,835 --> 01:07:26,630 and then dropped into the river with a brick taped to one wrist. 1133 01:07:26,713 --> 01:07:31,176 This was insufficient weight to keep the corpse submerged. 1134 01:07:50,445 --> 01:07:53,448 What time did they pull this bookie out of the river? 1135 01:07:53,490 --> 01:07:58,078 Scotty told me around 6:00. Ted told me 8:00. 1136 01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:01,164 It's like a fucking guessing game. 1137 01:08:01,248 --> 01:08:05,085 They pulled him at 6:00 and bagged him at 8:00. 1138 01:08:05,169 --> 01:08:09,089 Was he nude? Somebody said he had a T-shirt on. 1139 01:08:09,173 --> 01:08:12,759 Why don't you get off your ass and check the reports, man? 1140 01:08:16,763 --> 01:08:19,683 I'm goin' with nude. 1141 01:08:19,766 --> 01:08:22,603 I'm so glad this thing is finally over. 1142 01:08:23,770 --> 01:08:26,231 What does that mean? 1143 01:08:26,315 --> 01:08:29,109 We don't have to look for this guy anymore. 1144 01:08:29,193 --> 01:08:31,612 Gee, wouldn't it be great ifwe found out who killed him? 1145 01:08:31,695 --> 01:08:34,823 I realize that entails more work, but I'm just thinkin' out loud. 1146 01:08:34,907 --> 01:08:38,577 Has it ever occurred to you, Chambers, that he was drunk... 1147 01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:40,913 and he just slipped off the bridge? 1148 01:08:40,996 --> 01:08:43,707 A little thing called an accident. 1149 01:08:43,790 --> 01:08:47,586 Why is everybody around here so foul-play happy? 1150 01:08:47,669 --> 01:08:50,088 The man was bludgeoned to death, Lakewood! 1151 01:08:50,172 --> 01:08:52,925 His skull was bashed in, he had a plastic bag over his head... 1152 01:08:53,008 --> 01:08:54,927 and duct tape around his neck. 1153 01:08:56,345 --> 01:08:58,263 Keep going. 1154 01:09:04,561 --> 01:09:07,564 You're in a very small, select group of guys. 1155 01:09:07,648 --> 01:09:09,566 What is it that makes you successful... 1156 01:09:09,650 --> 01:09:12,569 and all the others knocking on the doors not so successful? 1157 01:09:12,653 --> 01:09:14,571 I'm not so sure. 1158 01:09:14,655 --> 01:09:18,033 As I travel, I see television guys who would make good gameshow hosts. 1159 01:09:18,116 --> 01:09:21,036 But I don't tell 'em. 1160 01:09:21,119 --> 01:09:25,749 To me, a gameshow host is the icing on the cake. 1161 01:09:25,832 --> 01:09:28,919 But the format is the cake. No one- 1162 01:09:32,256 --> 01:09:35,092 I'Il love you till the day I die. 1163 01:09:37,970 --> 01:09:40,681 Yes! And again. 1164 01:09:40,764 --> 01:09:43,350 At2.15 that afternoon, Johnny Clay- 1165 01:10:33,650 --> 01:10:36,403 - He's expecting me. - Come in. 1166 01:10:40,574 --> 01:10:42,534 I don't know why I did it. 1167 01:10:42,576 --> 01:10:46,079 It all unraveled and then one thing happened after another. 1168 01:10:46,163 --> 01:10:48,874 Jesus. I'm still in shock, boss. 1169 01:10:48,916 --> 01:10:51,251 I'm in so much trouble, Larry. 1170 01:10:51,335 --> 01:10:55,839 No man becomes wise without stepping on the soil of fools. 1171 01:10:55,923 --> 01:10:58,592 Right. Right! 1172 01:10:58,675 --> 01:11:00,928 But I never claimed to be a- 1173 01:11:01,011 --> 01:11:03,805 That's good. Where did you get that? Is that from the Bible? 1174 01:11:03,889 --> 01:11:07,768 It's from this play I wrote in eighth grade about Evel Knievel. 1175 01:11:07,851 --> 01:11:10,812 What are you gonna do? 1176 01:11:10,896 --> 01:11:13,065 Well, I have a plan, I do. 1177 01:11:13,106 --> 01:11:15,776 But I need money. I need it fast. 1178 01:11:15,859 --> 01:11:19,613 I was thinking about that guy who wanted the snowmobiles. 1179 01:11:19,696 --> 01:11:23,200 - Yeah. - You think he's still interested? 1180 01:11:23,283 --> 01:11:26,078 Yeah, I think so, but you'd have to find some way to deliver 'em. 1181 01:11:27,246 --> 01:11:31,083 Set it up. Set... it... up. 1182 01:11:31,124 --> 01:11:33,794 - $100,000? - That's right. 1183 01:11:33,877 --> 01:11:38,423 You wanna sell me a lotto ticket worth $6.4 million for $100,000? 1184 01:11:38,465 --> 01:11:40,425 Correct. I want out. 1185 01:11:40,467 --> 01:11:43,470 However, this is a one-time-only offer, Dick. 1186 01:11:43,554 --> 01:11:46,139 I want the money, I want it tonight at the station. 1187 01:11:46,223 --> 01:11:49,768 If I hear any excuses, any bullshit like, "I can only get part of it"... 1188 01:11:49,810 --> 01:11:51,770 or "I need more time," the deal is off. 1189 01:11:51,812 --> 01:11:54,356 - Be reasonable. It'll take days- - Deal's off. 1190 01:11:54,439 --> 01:11:57,734 - I'll get it, I'll get it. - Good decision. 1191 01:12:06,159 --> 01:12:09,162 Now, I believe that I have solved all of our problems. 1192 01:12:09,204 --> 01:12:12,666 What century is this guy in? 1193 01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:17,921 Put a motor on it, Jake! 1194 01:12:18,005 --> 01:12:21,049 A year and a half behind this freak. 1195 01:12:21,133 --> 01:12:24,595 One, I found a buyer for the snowmobiles, a guy in Colorado. 1196 01:12:24,678 --> 01:12:27,389 I'm renting a trailer, and I'm gonna deliver them myself. 1197 01:12:27,472 --> 01:12:30,100 - But why Colorado? - But! 1198 01:12:30,184 --> 01:12:33,270 The lotto ticket. I sold it to Dick. 1199 01:12:33,353 --> 01:12:37,274 - Hundred grand. It's his problem. - I don't think so. 1200 01:12:37,357 --> 01:12:40,652 Number three, which is probably the most important of all, 1201 01:12:40,694 --> 01:12:43,572 I'm leaving tonight for good. 1202 01:12:43,655 --> 01:12:45,490 Now, questions? 1203 01:12:47,367 --> 01:12:51,038 You fucked up the whole thing! You screwed it all up! 1204 01:12:51,121 --> 01:12:53,498 - Stop it! - You brain-damaged fool! 1205 01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:55,667 God, and I picked out a car and everything! 1206 01:12:55,709 --> 01:12:57,753 Hey, now listen. 1207 01:12:57,836 --> 01:13:01,673 If I didn't do this, we'd be in jail or at the river bottom... 1208 01:13:01,757 --> 01:13:04,259 with bricks taped to our wrists. 1209 01:13:04,343 --> 01:13:07,429 - And you know it. - My God. You're so stupid. 1210 01:13:07,513 --> 01:13:09,556 Crystal. 1211 01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,643 - We are under surveillance. - Yeah? 1212 01:13:12,726 --> 01:13:15,604 Yes. Last night I stopped by a convenience store. 1213 01:13:15,687 --> 01:13:20,609 A cop pulled in behind me, he got out, he followed me in... 1214 01:13:20,692 --> 01:13:23,487 and then he pretended to get a cup of coffee! 1215 01:13:23,570 --> 01:13:25,489 Did he pretend to get a doughnut? 1216 01:13:25,572 --> 01:13:27,699 - You know- - You are nuts! 1217 01:13:27,741 --> 01:13:31,161 - You need to see a psychiatrist. - I'm nuts? 1218 01:13:31,245 --> 01:13:35,457 - You can't handle this! - What about this little puppy? 1219 01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:39,711 There's enough mist in this thing to save ten masturbators! 1220 01:13:45,801 --> 01:13:49,137 Ain't no big thing to wait- 1221 01:13:49,221 --> 01:13:51,390 That's an ugly turn of events. 1222 01:13:51,473 --> 01:13:54,309 What is this? 1223 01:13:54,393 --> 01:13:56,645 Schnapps? What, am I in third grade? 1224 01:13:56,728 --> 01:14:00,232 - Can I have a drink, please? - Let's talk this through, shall we? 1225 01:14:01,733 --> 01:14:04,862 You're saying that Russ, in his infinite wisdom, 1226 01:14:04,945 --> 01:14:08,323 - Yeah. - Sold the ticket for a 100 grand. 1227 01:14:08,407 --> 01:14:11,827 Can you believe it? A $6 million ticket! 1228 01:14:11,910 --> 01:14:16,415 I've got more brains in my... shoe! 1229 01:14:16,498 --> 01:14:20,085 Russ never really had the stomach for this sort of thing, did he? 1230 01:14:20,169 --> 01:14:23,881 I do, and I want that ticket back, and I want Dick Simmons dead! 1231 01:14:23,964 --> 01:14:25,883 Do you hear me? 1232 01:14:25,966 --> 01:14:28,760 Fine. Fine. 1233 01:14:28,802 --> 01:14:31,430 Speed dial. I love it. 1234 01:14:31,513 --> 01:14:34,600 And I want his head cut off so I can hang it from my rearview mirror! 1235 01:14:34,683 --> 01:14:36,643 - That's just your anger talking. - Yeah. 1236 01:14:36,685 --> 01:14:38,770 Dale. Dale, it's Gig. 1237 01:14:38,854 --> 01:14:40,898 His machine. 1238 01:14:40,981 --> 01:14:45,110 See, things have got a little bit sticky over here. 1239 01:14:45,152 --> 01:14:49,072 Slight change of plans, nothing that your deft touch couldn't rectify. 1240 01:14:49,156 --> 01:14:52,451 So either swing by or call back. That'd be marvelous. 1241 01:14:52,534 --> 01:14:55,495 - Thank you. - Great. 1242 01:14:55,579 --> 01:14:58,582 - Slight snag though. - What? 1243 01:14:58,665 --> 01:15:03,754 Well, Dale-bless him-has been doing favor after favor for us. 1244 01:15:03,837 --> 01:15:07,466 If it's not one thing, it's the other. So- 1245 01:15:07,591 --> 01:15:09,718 - So what's your point? 1246 01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:14,890 If he's gets the ticket back for us, we'll have to give him more money. 1247 01:15:14,973 --> 01:15:18,477 - No. No way. N-O. - That would only be fair. 1248 01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,687 There is a limit to my classiness. 1249 01:15:21,897 --> 01:15:25,067 - Quite obviously. - Shut up! 1250 01:15:25,108 --> 01:15:27,903 I'll handle this. You just leave Dale out of it. 1251 01:15:27,945 --> 01:15:30,906 Bunch of morons. I have to do everything myself! 1252 01:15:44,795 --> 01:15:47,089 - Hi. - Well, well, well. Look who it is. 1253 01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:50,092 An old face from the past. What's on your mind, gorgeous? 1254 01:15:50,133 --> 01:15:53,011 - Just wanted to say hello. - Really? That's sweet. 1255 01:15:53,095 --> 01:15:56,014 'Cause the last time we chatted, I believe you threatened to kill me. 1256 01:15:56,098 --> 01:15:58,517 Gee, has something changed since then? 1257 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:02,855 You really did outsmart us, didn't you? Screwed us royally. 1258 01:16:02,938 --> 01:16:06,066 - I'm impressed, Dick. - I'm like a lion that way. 1259 01:16:06,149 --> 01:16:08,986 I hide in the weeds, bide my time, 1260 01:16:09,069 --> 01:16:12,865 then I jump out and tear the ass off some dumb buffalo. 1261 01:16:12,948 --> 01:16:15,284 So, Mr. Lion, 1262 01:16:15,325 --> 01:16:17,953 how are you gonna cash in that ticket? 1263 01:16:17,995 --> 01:16:20,747 I'll think of something. Don't lose any sleep over it. 1264 01:16:20,831 --> 01:16:23,542 Believe me, honey, I sleep like a baby, 1265 01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:26,128 'cause the second you try to cash in that little fucker, 1266 01:16:26,170 --> 01:16:29,089 I'm going to the lottery commission and tell them everything. 1267 01:16:29,173 --> 01:16:32,968 If you did that, I'd rat you out quicker than a frog can piss. 1268 01:16:42,519 --> 01:16:44,855 - What do you want? - Halfsies. 1269 01:16:44,897 --> 01:16:46,857 Half. 1270 01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:53,989 Have you been exercising? 'Cause you look great. 1271 01:16:59,661 --> 01:17:01,580 Deal. 1272 01:17:04,917 --> 01:17:08,420 Nothing like rekindling an old friendship. 1273 01:17:39,785 --> 01:17:42,037 Hey, that's him. Wag staff. 1274 01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:44,331 - Wag staff? - Yes, Wag staff. 1275 01:17:45,082 --> 01:17:47,042 Are you sure? 1276 01:17:47,084 --> 01:17:50,963 Light hair, 6'2' lives here. You need anything else? 1277 01:17:51,046 --> 01:17:53,507 - Does he have a record? - You should read the report. 1278 01:17:53,590 --> 01:17:56,510 Wag staff was over heard bragging about the bookie's murderin a bar. 1279 01:17:56,593 --> 01:17:59,012 What a jerk. 1280 01:17:59,096 --> 01:18:01,181 You know what would be unfortunate? 1281 01:18:01,265 --> 01:18:04,893 If we got into that whole let's-follow-him rigmarole. 1282 01:18:04,977 --> 01:18:08,522 Perfect. 1283 01:18:21,326 --> 01:18:24,788 Man! It's getting cold out? 1284 01:18:24,872 --> 01:18:28,292 I never realized how heavy these were. 1285 01:18:28,333 --> 01:18:30,669 K.C.- inducted engines, twin carbs. 1286 01:18:30,752 --> 01:18:33,005 Just touch that throttle and boom! 1287 01:18:33,088 --> 01:18:35,007 It's like gettin' a chick off. 1288 01:18:35,090 --> 01:18:38,468 - That wasn't your sales pitch. - Yeah. 1289 01:18:38,552 --> 01:18:40,888 You actually said that to people? 1290 01:18:40,971 --> 01:18:43,807 Well, you know, just, like, biker types. 1291 01:18:48,353 --> 01:18:50,314 Hey, Russ. 1292 01:18:51,523 --> 01:18:54,026 Checkit out. 1293 01:18:56,570 --> 01:18:58,488 I don't believe it. 1294 01:18:58,572 --> 01:19:02,492 I thought you called for partly cloudy and pleasant tonight. 1295 01:19:02,576 --> 01:19:04,494 A backdoor cold front. 1296 01:19:04,578 --> 01:19:08,999 - A what? - A backdoor cold front. Rare. 1297 01:19:09,041 --> 01:19:11,835 Almost impossible to predict. 1298 01:19:11,919 --> 01:19:16,673 The atmosphere- a beautiful yet fickle beast she is. 1299 01:19:16,757 --> 01:19:19,051 Is that from the Evel Knievel play? 1300 01:19:19,134 --> 01:19:21,053 Yup. 1301 01:20:04,847 --> 01:20:07,266 Where in the hell is he going? 1302 01:20:07,349 --> 01:20:09,017 Beats me. 1303 01:20:09,101 --> 01:20:12,563 He's definitely up to something. Definitely. 1304 01:20:12,646 --> 01:20:16,066 We should call for backup. You know, it never hurts. 1305 01:20:16,149 --> 01:20:18,527 You know, backup, it's like an old friend. 1306 01:20:18,569 --> 01:20:23,073 It's like an old sweatshirt you slip into on a cold night. 1307 01:20:24,658 --> 01:20:28,495 Are you listening, Chambers? Get your head out of the clouds! 1308 01:20:41,175 --> 01:20:43,093 Hey. 1309 01:20:43,177 --> 01:20:45,804 Hey, wake up. 1310 01:20:45,888 --> 01:20:48,056 Come on. Wake up. 1311 01:20:52,603 --> 01:20:55,981 Fuck it. 1312 01:20:56,064 --> 01:20:58,358 - What? - Wake the fuck up! 1313 01:20:58,442 --> 01:21:00,360 - What is this? - What do you want? 1314 01:21:00,444 --> 01:21:03,488 - You know what I want. - My wallet. Take the $50 out. 1315 01:21:03,572 --> 01:21:06,074 And don't hurt me! I'm just sleeping over. 1316 01:21:06,158 --> 01:21:07,910 - Where's the ticket? - What ticket? 1317 01:21:07,993 --> 01:21:11,038 - Gig sent you? - The tooth fairy sent me, Twiggy. 1318 01:21:11,121 --> 01:21:13,040 - Who do you think? - Hey, please leave. 1319 01:21:13,123 --> 01:21:15,042 Don't fuckin' play games with me. 1320 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:17,711 I'm hopped up on wine coolers and antidepressants. I don't feel good. 1321 01:21:17,794 --> 01:21:19,922 - Where is it? - I don't know. 1322 01:21:20,005 --> 01:21:21,965 - You don't know? - No, I don't know. 1323 01:21:22,007 --> 01:21:24,593 - Do you like baseball? - What? 1324 01:21:24,635 --> 01:21:26,637 - Do you like baseball? - Yes. 1325 01:21:26,678 --> 01:21:29,181 - Who's your favorite player? - Ted Williams. 1326 01:21:29,264 --> 01:21:32,351 Ted Williams. He had some swing. It was sort of like this. 1327 01:21:34,186 --> 01:21:37,147 No, hey, hey. Hold on. 1328 01:21:37,189 --> 01:21:39,691 Just take it easy. I'm gonna call for backup. 1329 01:21:39,775 --> 01:21:42,945 - I'm gonna go around the back. - No, you're in cowboy mode. 1330 01:21:43,028 --> 01:21:45,948 Stop that! Wait for backup. 1331 01:21:45,989 --> 01:21:48,951 Shit. Shit. 1332 01:21:48,992 --> 01:21:52,538 Shit! 1333 01:21:52,621 --> 01:21:55,624 - We speaking the same language? - I'm gonna give him the ticket. 1334 01:21:55,707 --> 01:21:57,793 It's not worth it. Life's too precious. 1335 01:21:57,876 --> 01:22:01,839 Good girl. That's all I ask for, a little cooperation. 1336 01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:05,092 Here's cooperation, you shit! 1337 01:22:13,892 --> 01:22:15,978 Police! Freeze! 1338 01:22:16,019 --> 01:22:19,022 Don't shoot! No, no! There's a raving crazy guy up there! 1339 01:22:19,064 --> 01:22:21,608 Just go kill him. 1340 01:22:47,885 --> 01:22:49,845 Lakewood, I'm hit! 1341 01:22:49,887 --> 01:22:53,765 - Say what? - Don't let him through! 1342 01:23:07,237 --> 01:23:09,448 Somebody! 1343 01:23:10,741 --> 01:23:13,660 Get me a fucking robe! 1344 01:23:32,554 --> 01:23:35,349 - Isn't it ironic? - Yeah, ironic. 1345 01:23:35,432 --> 01:23:38,977 Just another word for saying You're getting screwed. 1346 01:23:39,061 --> 01:23:41,688 But so what, right? It's all over now anyway. 1347 01:23:41,772 --> 01:23:46,485 In a while, bim-bam-boom, I've got this town in the rearview mirror. 1348 01:23:46,568 --> 01:23:49,071 - Hey, take me with you, boss. - What? 1349 01:23:49,154 --> 01:23:51,865 - Yeah, a little Colorado road trip. - No, no, Larry. 1350 01:23:51,949 --> 01:23:53,867 Come on. Let me go. 1351 01:23:53,951 --> 01:23:56,703 I'm practically a fugitive. I can't take you with me. 1352 01:23:56,787 --> 01:24:00,207 Well, Russ, today, yeah, 1353 01:24:00,290 --> 01:24:02,626 I'm an authorized Yamaha sales associate, 1354 01:24:02,709 --> 01:24:05,170 but tomorrow I'm just another guy... 1355 01:24:05,254 --> 01:24:08,799 boxing peanut butter cups at Hershey. 1356 01:24:08,882 --> 01:24:11,260 Come on, Russ. I have faith in you, man. 1357 01:24:11,343 --> 01:24:14,137 You would just drop everything to come with me? 1358 01:24:14,221 --> 01:24:16,473 Yeah, let the word go forth- 1359 01:24:16,515 --> 01:24:20,310 the Russ Richards freight train is about to leave the station. 1360 01:24:20,394 --> 01:24:22,771 New horizons, new conquests. 1361 01:24:22,855 --> 01:24:26,191 - Ready to kick some new ass. - Bob Barker, watch out. 1362 01:24:26,275 --> 01:24:28,527 Russ Richards is headin' west. 1363 01:24:28,610 --> 01:24:30,988 Now let's see what's behind door number three. Hoo! 1364 01:24:33,699 --> 01:24:37,870 You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it 1365 01:24:37,953 --> 01:24:39,872 I thank you all. 1366 01:24:39,955 --> 01:24:43,083 - Come on. - This will be no bed of roses. 1367 01:24:43,166 --> 01:24:45,377 All right, I'll take the first eight hours. 1368 01:24:45,460 --> 01:24:49,673 - Ever driven one of these things? - Nope. 1369 01:24:49,756 --> 01:24:53,093 I consider it a challenge before the human race and I never lose. 1370 01:24:53,177 --> 01:24:55,095 All right. Here we go. 1371 01:24:55,179 --> 01:24:59,975 Hey. Yeah, baby. 1372 01:25:00,058 --> 01:25:02,769 We are the champions. 1373 01:25:02,853 --> 01:25:05,230 My friends. 1374 01:25:06,732 --> 01:25:09,568 And we'll keep on fighting. 1375 01:25:09,651 --> 01:25:11,737 Till the end. 1376 01:25:11,820 --> 01:25:14,531 Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! 1377 01:25:14,615 --> 01:25:22,206 We are the champions. 1378 01:25:22,247 --> 01:25:25,584 No time for losers. 1379 01:25:25,667 --> 01:25:29,171 'Cause we are the champions. 1380 01:25:29,254 --> 01:25:32,466 So far, so good. Let's go. 1381 01:26:14,758 --> 01:26:16,677 I'm not gonna look. 1382 01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:19,179 - I think that's a good idea. - Yup. 1383 01:26:29,523 --> 01:26:31,692 - Easy, easy. - I got it. 1384 01:26:31,775 --> 01:26:33,694 Let's get him up. 1385 01:26:35,028 --> 01:26:37,114 Dick, where's the ticket? 1386 01:26:37,197 --> 01:26:40,242 - Answer me. - He can't. He's been sedated. 1387 01:26:40,325 --> 01:26:43,245 Why did you do that?! 1388 01:26:45,789 --> 01:26:47,708 Fuck. 1389 01:26:52,129 --> 01:26:54,047 Here. 1390 01:27:01,889 --> 01:27:06,435 - Thank you. - That was very brave tonight. 1391 01:27:06,518 --> 01:27:09,771 - Yeah. - He was an animal. 1392 01:27:09,855 --> 01:27:13,650 No shit, the fucking creep. Oops. Excuse my French. 1393 01:27:16,904 --> 01:27:20,449 Can I give you a lift... 1394 01:27:20,532 --> 01:27:23,160 to the hospital? 1395 01:27:23,243 --> 01:27:25,537 Why? I'm fine. 1396 01:27:25,621 --> 01:27:28,832 No, I meant, to be with Mr. Simmons. 1397 01:27:28,916 --> 01:27:30,918 Right. Yeah. 1398 01:27:31,001 --> 01:27:36,590 It's kind a late, and I have a lot to do in the morning, early. 1399 01:27:36,673 --> 01:27:39,343 Stuff. 1400 01:27:39,426 --> 01:27:43,764 Well, we might need some more information, and, 1401 01:27:43,847 --> 01:27:45,766 I might call you. 1402 01:27:46,850 --> 01:27:48,602 I'm available. 1403 01:27:49,770 --> 01:27:53,315 - Fantastic. - Okay. Can I go now? 1404 01:27:53,398 --> 01:27:55,651 - Sure. - Thank you. 1405 01:27:59,029 --> 01:28:01,114 Get him out of here. 1406 01:28:03,575 --> 01:28:05,536 Hey, Chambers. 1407 01:28:05,619 --> 01:28:08,330 All right, hang on just a second. 1408 01:28:08,413 --> 01:28:10,332 How you feeling, partner? 1409 01:28:10,415 --> 01:28:13,961 I'd feel a lot better if I could get to the hospital. Make this quick. 1410 01:28:14,044 --> 01:28:17,172 We're all gonna pull you through this, all right? 1411 01:28:17,256 --> 01:28:19,341 Positive attitude- that's everything. 1412 01:28:19,424 --> 01:28:22,177 Hey, pal, he got shot in the leg. I think he'll be fine. 1413 01:28:22,261 --> 01:28:25,389 Let's hope so. Be careful with him! 1414 01:28:25,472 --> 01:28:27,850 What are you doing? 1415 01:28:27,933 --> 01:28:31,979 I'm trying to disconnect this so we can get out of here. 1416 01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:37,526 Base to CarSix. 1417 01:28:37,609 --> 01:28:41,113 What? 1418 01:28:41,196 --> 01:28:45,117 Got a jackknifed tractor-trailer at Route22 in Devon shire. 1419 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:48,370 You're about a mile away. 1420 01:28:48,453 --> 01:28:53,083 Great. Now I got another 20,000 forms to fill out. 1421 01:28:56,503 --> 01:28:59,631 Why do they make these things out of metal? 1422 01:28:59,715 --> 01:29:01,967 I think it's twisted. 1423 01:29:02,050 --> 01:29:03,969 No, it's coming. It's coming! 1424 01:29:04,052 --> 01:29:06,471 - I don't know, Russ. - It's coming! 1425 01:29:06,555 --> 01:29:09,266 Shit! Fuck! 1426 01:29:10,517 --> 01:29:12,811 Why-Why the hell is it snowing now? 1427 01:29:12,895 --> 01:29:15,772 Why the fuck is it snowing now? Fuck! Fuck! 1428 01:29:18,650 --> 01:29:21,737 Don't say a word without a lawyer, even if they beat you. 1429 01:29:21,820 --> 01:29:24,489 - Stay strong. - Not tonight. Nobody's beating me. 1430 01:29:24,573 --> 01:29:27,618 You get out of here. I don't want you mixed up in this. 1431 01:29:27,701 --> 01:29:29,786 - If I go to jail, I'm goin' alone. - Wait! 1432 01:29:29,828 --> 01:29:32,789 Your money's in your briefcase! 1433 01:29:36,001 --> 01:29:40,088 Don't do it! Don't take that sled. It's a piece of shit. 1434 01:29:40,172 --> 01:29:43,258 Take the 4-40! Excellent power-to-weight ratio. 1435 01:29:43,342 --> 01:29:45,427 - What? - Two-year unlimited warranty! 1436 01:29:45,511 --> 01:29:49,681 - An on board toolkit! - Okay! Fine! 1437 01:29:49,765 --> 01:29:51,642 This beauty is built for you! 1438 01:29:51,683 --> 01:29:55,312 - Hand warmers, halogen lights! - Shut your trap. I got it! 1439 01:29:55,395 --> 01:29:57,773 No! Pull the choke. The lines are dry. 1440 01:29:57,856 --> 01:30:00,317 - No, don't flood it. - You said pull the choke. 1441 01:30:00,359 --> 01:30:03,612 Finesse. Like getting a chick off. We went over this! 1442 01:30:03,695 --> 01:30:06,448 All right, you fellas. 1443 01:30:06,532 --> 01:30:09,826 It looks like you're in need of some assistance. 1444 01:30:13,664 --> 01:30:16,542 Get back! 1445 01:30:16,625 --> 01:30:19,461 Back off! 1446 01:30:19,545 --> 01:30:22,923 I said back off, mother fucker! 1447 01:30:23,006 --> 01:30:25,717 Hey. Hey! 1448 01:30:25,801 --> 01:30:28,220 Ho! Man! 1449 01:30:28,303 --> 01:30:30,222 Give me the case. 1450 01:30:31,306 --> 01:30:33,684 Hoo-hoo! 1451 01:30:37,980 --> 01:30:39,898 Hail Yamaha. 1452 01:30:41,108 --> 01:30:43,569 Jesus Christ! 1453 01:30:43,652 --> 01:30:46,029 This night never ends. 1454 01:30:54,204 --> 01:30:56,874 Let me loose, I just got back 1455 01:30:56,957 --> 01:30:59,376 - I was pushed and I got dragged. - Okay, kids! 1456 01:30:59,418 --> 01:31:02,045 Now it's time to play the snowmobile game, 1457 01:31:02,087 --> 01:31:05,007 with your host, Russ Richards! 1458 01:31:05,090 --> 01:31:07,718 Destination anywhere. 1459 01:31:07,759 --> 01:31:10,387 So far gone, I'm almost there. 1460 01:31:10,470 --> 01:31:13,140 Can't you see, I can't deny 1461 01:31:13,223 --> 01:31:15,893 I'm outta here like I'm on fire. 1462 01:31:15,934 --> 01:31:19,521 Livin' like an animal, criminal. 1463 01:31:19,605 --> 01:31:21,440 Television newsman so subliminal. 1464 01:31:21,523 --> 01:31:24,860 Bringing down the walls of wonderland. 1465 01:31:27,404 --> 01:31:31,241 Just another high brow cowboy tellin' me everything and everyone. 1466 01:31:31,325 --> 01:31:33,202 And all the things loughta be. 1467 01:31:33,285 --> 01:31:37,414 - Here lamy our demolition man. - Jeez! 1468 01:31:39,791 --> 01:31:41,752 Russ? Russ. 1469 01:31:42,169 --> 01:31:45,464 - Russ. - No. 1470 01:31:45,547 --> 01:31:47,466 - Russ! - My God. 1471 01:31:47,549 --> 01:31:51,136 How you feelin'? 1472 01:31:51,220 --> 01:31:53,138 - You got pretty banged up there. - That's beautiful. 1473 01:31:53,222 --> 01:31:56,934 We figured you'd be up in a minute. You were singing "My Way. " 1474 01:31:57,017 --> 01:32:00,604 You are so funny. You're as funny in a coma as you are on TV. 1475 01:32:00,687 --> 01:32:04,024 - I can't believe I'm alive. - One more. 1476 01:32:04,107 --> 01:32:06,944 You get it? Okay, you have a visitor outside. 1477 01:32:07,027 --> 01:32:10,113 I'm gonna get your dinner, and I'll be back in a minute, okay? 1478 01:32:10,197 --> 01:32:12,991 - Okay. Bye. - Yeah? 1479 01:32:13,075 --> 01:32:16,620 - Okay, bye-bye. - Bye. 1480 01:32:16,703 --> 01:32:20,290 - Officer, please don't upset him. - I'm not gonna upset him. 1481 01:32:20,374 --> 01:32:22,709 You're in big trouble, mister. 1482 01:32:22,793 --> 01:32:25,462 - No. God. - Yup. 1483 01:32:25,546 --> 01:32:28,590 - You're gonna have to pay for it. - I told them, Officer. 1484 01:32:28,632 --> 01:32:32,553 I said it was stupid at the start, but nobody listened to me. 1485 01:32:32,636 --> 01:32:36,056 That's good. Remorse. Nice candy. 1486 01:32:36,139 --> 01:32:40,811 'Cause, for starters, we're looking at three big ones. 1487 01:32:40,894 --> 01:32:43,689 God! Three big-Three years? 1488 01:32:43,772 --> 01:32:46,441 Three hundred dollars. 1489 01:32:46,483 --> 01:32:48,652 What? 1490 01:32:48,735 --> 01:32:50,654 For the windshield. 1491 01:32:50,737 --> 01:32:54,241 Plus, there's this little baby right here. 1492 01:32:55,993 --> 01:33:00,831 You'll have to put that together with tape, but it still counts. 1493 01:33:00,914 --> 01:33:03,625 - This-This is a ticket. - Yeah. 1494 01:33:03,667 --> 01:33:08,589 For operating a class-two vehicle without a license. Weight class two. 1495 01:33:08,672 --> 01:33:11,967 Can't this wait? Mr. Richards is suffering from a concussion. 1496 01:33:12,009 --> 01:33:14,845 - We're talking. - There's nothin' on it. 1497 01:33:14,928 --> 01:33:17,598 My pen ran out of ink. 1498 01:33:17,681 --> 01:33:19,808 Officer, I really must insist. 1499 01:33:19,850 --> 01:33:23,854 From doing paperwork all night, between you and saving your boss. 1500 01:33:23,937 --> 01:33:26,648 - My boss? - Dick Simmons. 1501 01:33:26,690 --> 01:33:29,818 - He's right down the hall here. - Wh-Why is he here? 1502 01:33:29,860 --> 01:33:32,321 Some thug broke into his house. 1503 01:33:32,362 --> 01:33:35,032 Broke his legs with a bat. Officer, please. 1504 01:33:35,115 --> 01:33:38,118 - Boom. - Was it-Was it Dale the thug? 1505 01:33:38,202 --> 01:33:40,829 Well, I don't know. Some jerk with a plaid shirt. 1506 01:33:40,871 --> 01:33:43,665 But don't worry. 1507 01:33:43,707 --> 01:33:45,876 I killed him. 1508 01:33:45,959 --> 01:33:48,754 Jeez, that's just- 1509 01:33:48,837 --> 01:33:51,173 - Come on. Thank you. 1510 01:33:51,215 --> 01:33:53,217 Back, back, back, back! 1511 01:33:53,300 --> 01:33:56,678 - Scoot! Scoot! - Yes! 1512 01:33:56,720 --> 01:33:59,765 I can't stand it. Yes! 1513 01:34:25,415 --> 01:34:27,376 What? 1514 01:34:30,671 --> 01:34:32,714 Dick, I'm back. 1515 01:34:32,756 --> 01:34:35,551 This is the lightning round. I'm calling the shots now. 1516 01:34:35,592 --> 01:34:39,054 - Quiet, I'm trying to ski. - Look, I got your money. 1517 01:34:39,096 --> 01:34:41,515 I'm gonna give it back, but I need the ticket. Where's the ticket? 1518 01:34:41,598 --> 01:34:43,517 It's my show- 1519 01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:47,396 This is the plan. I'm docking you for being an asshole. 1520 01:34:47,437 --> 01:34:50,399 And I'm docking Gig for having people killed. 1521 01:34:50,440 --> 01:34:53,569 And I'm docking Crystal for being a twisted, psycho bitch! 1522 01:34:53,610 --> 01:34:56,572 Starting today, I decide where the money goes. 1523 01:34:56,613 --> 01:35:00,784 If anyone doesn't like it, we're all going to jail. 1524 01:35:00,868 --> 01:35:02,870 You give me that ticket. 1525 01:35:02,953 --> 01:35:05,664 Where is it? Where is the ticket? 1526 01:35:05,747 --> 01:35:08,917 I- I gave it to Larry King. 1527 01:35:11,962 --> 01:35:14,756 No- 1528 01:35:14,798 --> 01:35:16,925 Got to learn to share your toys! 1529 01:35:34,109 --> 01:35:36,028 The search is over. 1530 01:35:36,111 --> 01:35:39,781 The winner of last month's $6.4 million lottery jackpot... 1531 01:35:39,865 --> 01:35:42,534 has finally stepped forward. 1532 01:35:42,618 --> 01:35:46,663 She's a waitress at a local Denny's right here in Harrisburg. 1533 01:35:46,747 --> 01:35:50,751 Pennsylvania's newest multimillionaire is Wendy Fawcett. 1534 01:35:50,834 --> 01:35:54,630 Thank you so much! I don't know what to say. 1535 01:35:54,713 --> 01:35:57,674 I've never won anything before in my life. 1536 01:35:57,716 --> 01:36:00,135 Wendy, what are you gonna do with the money? 1537 01:36:00,219 --> 01:36:04,556 I'm going to put some in savings and some of it in checking. 1538 01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:08,060 And the rest I'll be sharing with a good friend. 1539 01:36:08,143 --> 01:36:12,314 - And who's that? - I'm not telling you! 1540 01:36:13,857 --> 01:36:17,277 And we're giving a lot of it away to the Big Brothers, 1541 01:36:17,361 --> 01:36:20,280 the Sunshiny Day Club, Asthma- 1542 01:36:20,364 --> 01:36:23,283 - Do you have asthma? - No. 1543 01:36:23,367 --> 01:36:26,578 But many people out there do. 1544 01:36:26,662 --> 01:36:29,331 Wendy, how did you pick the numbers you played? 1545 01:36:29,373 --> 01:36:33,377 - How did I what? - How did you choose the numbers? 1546 01:36:33,460 --> 01:36:35,838 I get what you're saying. 1547 01:36:35,921 --> 01:36:40,217 Okay, I get it, I get it! Wow. 1548 01:36:40,300 --> 01:36:43,262 Let's see, 1549 01:36:43,345 --> 01:36:46,181 seventy-seventy is because... 1550 01:36:46,265 --> 01:36:49,351 a cheeseburger deluxe with bacon... 1551 01:36:49,434 --> 01:36:52,646 is 70 cents extra. 1552 01:36:52,729 --> 01:36:55,274 And, 16- 1553 01:36:55,357 --> 01:36:59,152 When I was 16, I went to a party. 1554 01:36:59,236 --> 01:37:02,281 And, nine- 1555 01:37:02,364 --> 01:37:05,868 Well, nine, we all know, is just lucky. 1556 01:37:09,705 --> 01:37:12,332 Man. And, 1557 01:37:12,416 --> 01:37:15,836 seven is-I have seven Barbies, 1558 01:37:15,919 --> 01:37:19,006 not including the ones that got their face chewed off... 1559 01:37:19,089 --> 01:37:22,885 by the next door neighbor's dog, who's just such a great dog. 1560 01:37:24,928 --> 01:37:27,681 There it is- a story to tell your grandchildren. 1561 01:37:27,764 --> 01:37:30,058 Well, maybe not. 1562 01:37:30,142 --> 01:37:32,561 Dick Simmons was fired from WTPA... 1563 01:37:32,644 --> 01:37:36,523 after calling the network head "the luckiest asshole on Earth. " 1564 01:37:36,607 --> 01:37:39,735 He now teaches communications at Pocono Community College. 1565 01:37:39,776 --> 01:37:42,529 Ethics. 1566 01:37:44,323 --> 01:37:48,285 Crystal married and divorced a sickly 80-year-old millionaire... 1567 01:37:48,327 --> 01:37:50,287 and sued him for half his money. 1568 01:37:50,329 --> 01:37:52,956 She testified he was a Svengali, 1569 01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:56,793 a word she mispronounced throughout the trial. 1570 01:37:56,877 --> 01:38:00,672 He was like-like this "Sven jelly. " 1571 01:38:00,756 --> 01:38:02,674 She lost the case. 1572 01:38:02,758 --> 01:38:04,885 You're making my dreams come true. 1573 01:38:04,968 --> 01:38:07,888 She works at Gig's five nights a week. 1574 01:38:07,971 --> 01:38:11,099 No cover charge, free buffalo wings with coupon. 1575 01:38:11,141 --> 01:38:13,101 Thirty-nine! 1576 01:38:13,143 --> 01:38:16,897 Gig bought an obscure stock called Microsoft in 1990. 1577 01:38:16,980 --> 01:38:20,901 He now divides his time between Harrisburg and his estate in Monaco. 1578 01:38:20,984 --> 01:38:23,403 Listen to this 1579 01:38:23,487 --> 01:38:26,490 I've done all my day dreamin' 1580 01:38:26,573 --> 01:38:28,825 That sleep walk should be over by now. 1581 01:38:28,909 --> 01:38:31,995 As for me, I moved to St. Augustine, Florida, 1582 01:38:32,079 --> 01:38:34,414 where it hasn't snowed in 50 years. 1583 01:38:34,498 --> 01:38:36,416 And you know what? 1584 01:38:36,500 --> 01:38:39,336 I auditioned, and I was back on TV. 1585 01:38:39,419 --> 01:38:42,339 And now it's time to play north Florida cable's... 1586 01:38:42,422 --> 01:38:45,300 second-most popular gameshow, Lucky Numbers, 1587 01:38:45,342 --> 01:38:47,803 with your host, Russ Richards. 1588 01:38:47,845 --> 01:38:50,138 Hey! How are ya? 1589 01:38:50,180 --> 01:38:52,641 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1590 01:38:52,683 --> 01:38:56,311 Hey. What a great-looking audience. 1591 01:38:56,353 --> 01:38:58,897 My goodness, I'd love to take you home with me tonight. 1592 01:38:58,981 --> 01:39:01,733 How 'bout it? Tonight, after the show? 1593 01:39:01,817 --> 01:39:04,403 Dinner for 250? Okay. 1594 01:39:04,486 --> 01:39:07,322 I'll make the margaritas. All right, now... 1595 01:39:07,406 --> 01:39:10,409 You know, sometimes I walk past an appliance store... 1596 01:39:10,492 --> 01:39:14,663 with 45 TV sets in the window, and I'm on everyone of' em. 1597 01:39:14,705 --> 01:39:17,958 At times like that, I say to myself, "Why me?" 1598 01:39:18,041 --> 01:39:20,544 I mean, "Why me?" 1599 01:39:20,627 --> 01:39:23,839 If I had to answer the question, I'd have to say, 'Just lucky. " 1600 01:39:23,881 --> 01:39:28,802 You're making my dreams come true Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo. 1601 01:39:51,200 --> 01:39:53,577 Nights were warm. 1602 01:39:53,619 --> 01:39:55,996 Dreams were easy. 1603 01:39:56,079 --> 01:39:58,457 No one standin' 1604 01:39:58,498 --> 01:40:00,918 Overhead. 1605 01:40:00,959 --> 01:40:03,462 Conversation. 1606 01:40:03,504 --> 01:40:05,797 Didn't mean much. 1607 01:40:05,839 --> 01:40:10,552 We were hungry but we could not be fed. 1608 01:40:10,636 --> 01:40:12,971 Radio blastin' 1609 01:40:13,055 --> 01:40:15,974 Silly little love songs. 1610 01:40:16,016 --> 01:40:20,270 We only listened for the beat. 1611 01:40:20,312 --> 01:40:22,689 Takin' our chances. 1612 01:40:22,773 --> 01:40:25,692 Out there on the mean streets. 1613 01:40:25,776 --> 01:40:28,779 Hiding in the shadows from the heat. 1614 01:40:32,324 --> 01:40:34,284 From the heat. 1615 01:40:37,162 --> 01:40:39,456 We weren't lovers. 1616 01:40:39,498 --> 01:40:41,959 Just brave strangers. 1617 01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:46,630 As we fought and we tumbled through the night. 1618 01:40:46,672 --> 01:40:49,049 We were players. 1619 01:40:49,132 --> 01:40:51,468 Not arrangers. 1620 01:40:51,510 --> 01:40:56,181 And we jammed till the dawn's early light. 1621 01:40:56,265 --> 01:40:58,725 Swimming in the big lake. 1622 01:40:58,809 --> 01:41:01,687 Taking it easy. 1623 01:41:01,728 --> 01:41:06,024 Taking any comfort we could find. 1624 01:41:06,066 --> 01:41:08,360 Didn't need the real truth. 1625 01:41:08,402 --> 01:41:11,363 Didn't need the meaning. 1626 01:41:11,405 --> 01:41:15,576 Straight ahead ignoring every sign. 1627 01:41:18,036 --> 01:41:19,997 Every sign. 1628 01:41:24,668 --> 01:41:26,753 And, I remember. 1629 01:41:29,423 --> 01:41:31,925 I know you do too. 1630 01:41:34,428 --> 01:41:36,930 That one evening. 1631 01:41:39,183 --> 01:41:44,354 I know you do too. 1632 01:41:50,319 --> 01:41:55,616 The moon flyin' high. 1633 01:41:55,699 --> 01:41:59,870 And you took my hand. 1634 01:42:03,290 --> 01:42:07,461 You took my hand. 1635 01:42:11,131 --> 01:42:14,092 And it went all right. 1636 01:42:15,219 --> 01:42:26,939 It went all right. 1637 01:42:36,949 --> 01:42:39,451 So we walked out. 1638 01:42:39,493 --> 01:42:41,954 Hardly speaking. 1639 01:42:41,995 --> 01:42:44,248 Disappearing. 1640 01:42:44,289 --> 01:42:46,792 In the night. 1641 01:42:46,834 --> 01:42:48,836 Saw each other. 1642 01:42:48,919 --> 01:42:51,421 A few times after. 1643 01:42:51,505 --> 01:42:55,050 But we never really got it right. 1644 01:42:56,343 --> 01:42:58,637 We weren't lovers. 1645 01:42:58,679 --> 01:43:01,390 Just brave strangers. 1646 01:43:01,473 --> 01:43:04,726 As we rolled and we tumbled through the night. 1647 01:43:06,061 --> 01:43:08,397 We were players. 1648 01:43:08,480 --> 01:43:11,066 Not arrangers. 1649 01:43:11,149 --> 01:43:14,903 And we jammed till the dawn's early light. 1650 01:43:16,655 --> 01:43:19,575 - Just brave strangers. - Early light. 1651 01:43:21,493 --> 01:43:25,914 Just brave strangers. 1652 01:43:41,680 --> 01:43:43,599 Yeah. 1653 01:43:59,448 --> 01:44:01,950 I can't wait to go to heaven. 1654 01:44:02,034 --> 01:44:05,287 Before I get my big reward. 1655 01:44:05,370 --> 01:44:07,789 If I'm good I could. 1656 01:44:07,873 --> 01:44:12,711 That's what they tell me I've been workin'for. 1657 01:44:14,087 --> 01:44:16,590 When I prove that I can do it. 1658 01:44:16,673 --> 01:44:20,010 That's when I'll get my big reward. 1659 01:44:20,052 --> 01:44:22,888 Keep that big wheel turnin' 1660 01:44:22,930 --> 01:44:27,059 And my number will come up for sure 1661 01:44:27,142 --> 01:44:29,937 I'm gonna get my big reward. 1662 01:44:30,020 --> 01:44:32,773 Wanna get my big reward. 1663 01:44:32,856 --> 01:44:36,068 Wanna have it all sewn up. 1664 01:44:36,151 --> 01:44:38,737 Before I'm all grown up. 1665 01:44:38,820 --> 01:44:48,205 Gonna get my big reward. 1666 01:44:48,288 --> 01:44:50,249 Right now. 1667 01:44:52,167 --> 01:44:54,837 Never mind the odds against us 1668 01:44:54,920 --> 01:44:58,048 I won't give up my big reward. 1669 01:44:58,131 --> 01:45:00,843 We have to take our chances. 1670 01:45:00,926 --> 01:45:05,264 We got a plan and we can make a score 1671 01:45:05,347 --> 01:45:08,183 I'm gonna get my big reward. 1672 01:45:08,267 --> 01:45:11,103 Wanna get my big reward. 1673 01:45:11,144 --> 01:45:14,356 Wanna have it all sewn up. 1674 01:45:14,439 --> 01:45:16,942 Before I'm all grown up. 1675 01:45:17,025 --> 01:45:23,574 Gonna get my big reward. 1676 01:45:23,657 --> 01:45:25,951 Right now. 1677 01:45:32,124 --> 01:45:44,636 X- Films